The Mutual opposition

Slapdash strategy

Louis's POV

The lads and I get home absolutely bladderd.

"Alright here's the plan" Liam tries to strategize, "When they get home act as sober as you can."

"Okay" we all agree.

Unfortunately there wasn't much time to prepare for that since they'd gotten home five minutes later.

Zayn's rather aggressive when he's drunk and took Roxanne with him to their room although I tried to stop him.

Zayn wouldn't make her do anything she didn't want to do.

And although I much enjoy provoking his girlfriend, I'd rather let Zayn slap me in the face than her.

Harry went to go calm down Lily.

She might be a legal platinum blonde but she sure as hell isn't stupid.

She's figured out he's drunk.

Niall and Tiffany went in the back door leaving Liam, Luna and I.

The girls have left their shopping bags on the table.

"Thanks for lending me your credit card. Don't worry I didn't spend that much" Luna says, handing it back.

I didn't think she would anyways.

"Of course love."

I try and suppress a hiccup.

"You're not drunk are you?"

I look at Liam for help.

He gets up and walks away.

Well damn you too Liam.

"Possibly."

She sighs and opens the medicine cabinet, taking out some aspirin and then filling a glass of water.

"Thanks love."

She then watches me down the glass contemplatively.

I take out my phone to text Harry.

Zayn won't answer.

He's too much of a beast when he's drunk.

But Harry's just even more of a fool.

Wouldn't Lily be questioning Tiffany of Niall and Harry share a room?

I don't know.

But I hope not.

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I felt pretty good after throwing up but Zayn looks awful from last night.

Of course he's still beautiful, as Zayn always is.

But he looks knackered; bags under his eyes, half asleep.

We sit at the kitchen table and Luna sets down a plate of waffles and eggs.

No one ate that much, still reflecting in what happened yesterday.

And if we could get away with it.

The girls stay silent, casting a look at one another every so often.

Oh no.

"So what did everyone do last night?" Liam inquires to break the ominous silence.

"We went shopping on Beverly Hills's Rodeo Drive" Lily replies, "It was fun. We got our Charity Dresses and shoes and stuff."

"What about you guys?" Roxanne questions, and with absolutely no emotion whatsoever.

"Just drank. Did you get your nails done?" Harry tries to change the topic.