The Mutual opposition

"I'm taking your bitch shopping"

Louis' POV

"It was pretty funny you have to admit it" Luna mimics me after pushing me off the paddle board.

I grab her ankle and pull her in with me.

"You're such a jerk!"

"You can swim, can't you?" I ask hopefully.

"Of course I can."

"I'm just making sure. One time I pushed Zayn in but I didn't know he couldn't swim so I had to go back in and save him."

"That's so mean! He could've died!"

"I know that. Believe me, Liam already gave me the lecture."

She shakes her head.

"You don't take constructive criticism from anyone."

"Neither do you."

"Yeah, that is true."

She lifts herself up onto the board, making the lines of her toned stomach prominent but her lanky arms shake a little in the process.

I repeat her actions so we sit side by side on the paddleboard, just when the stars come out.

She leans into my chest, always liking to be close to, or on someone's lap the way Niall does.

"Louis?" she whispers.

"Yeah love?"

"What would you do if I got hit by a bus right now?"

Her questions always amuse me in the sense that I usually tease her about them.

"I'd date Roxanne."

That one might've been too risky.

But quite honestly I would never date someone as hostile and belligerent as myself.

And though I hate to admit it; I very much admire her spicy attitude and brutal honestly.

But I could never date someone far more attractive than me, her being the equivalence to Zayn.

Luna crosses her arms.

"Do you know how many times she's frickle frickled with Zayn? Their room is right above mine, and it's the reason I cry myself to sleep. Plus I'm cuter than her."

I chuckle.

"You know it's true!" She persists, pouting her lips under her large expressive eyes.

"You win babe."

"Always do."

I kiss her forehead.

"We'd better get going. I already forgot where I parked."

"Thanks for taking me out" she says, kissing my lips,"You aren't as mean today."

I appreciate her immense gratitude.

It's reassuring she isn't using me for my money although she wouldn't need to anyways.

Harry on the other hand doesn't seem to have a problem being Lily's sugar daddy.

The lads always tease him about it until he gets pissed and we have to stop.

The door of Roxanne and Zayn's room is always kept locked.

You'd wonder why they wouldn't keep it open when they aren't fucking each other.

Perhaps watching a movie, or just cuddling or some shit.

Zayn and Roxanne aren't the cuddling type now that I think of it.

Perhaps performing a Satanic ritual?