Okayy we were at Taco bell and things just got weird. I remember this convo with my dad because its just fucking weird... also my dads friend Mike and his son, Charlie(11 yrs old) tagged along like who gives a crap bout them... not me.
Also, if you r offended cuz of many reasons, dont read it cuz im sry I do that, but this all happened and its just sooo funny so....
ANYWHO... READ ON
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Me: Sup Dad
Dad: Supppppp
Me: You dont have to say sup Dad, ur not a teen
Dad: Excuse u, im like in my 30s.. Actually, that is old -.-
Me: U old fart
Dad: U fucking asshole, dont call me an OLDFART
Mike: You shouldnt call ur dad that eva, what the hell iz wrong with u?
Charlie: How bout you, you old sacky piece of shit Dad?
Mike: What the fuck son?! Dont u fucking dare call me that! Jesus can hear you!
Dad: Just shut the hell up u sons of bitches!
Me: DAD! *i shout*
Dad: HOLY SHIT, WHAT!? *he swerves his car*
Me: I just startled you bitch! Should of made a Youtube video on it but i didnt have my phone on me! Shit!!
Dad: U COULD HAVE GOTTIN US KILLED U ASSHOLE!
Me: So...
Dad: Oh- so? Oh Okay! What if we did die n u survived?
Charlie: I would survive cuz im Charlie the fucking demon! (dont get this, read my Charlie Charlie Challenge bk)
Mike: Dont talk about demons in this car!
Charlie: The demon is going to rip ur balls off Dad!
Mike: Wtf! U better stop messing with demons! They cause trouble!!
Dad: Ur son *coughs* is really inappropriate and hes what? 11? U got to b shitting me
Mike: So, its not like u raised ur son any better you dickface!
Me: Well, he has a dick but it aint on his face.
Mike: Whatever
Dad: *sigh* I dont know why im friends with you Mike..
Mike: Cuz, you are a fat old loser
Dad: Im fat? hehehe.. NO UR THE FAST ASS HERE, U WANTED 5 TACOS
Mike: I didnt even say such a thing!
Charlie: Yes Dad, you did! U said, Im starving i could eat 5 tacos
Mike: Y you on Chris's Dad side? Huh? ur my son!
Charlie: So..
Me: Yeah so, hes like a brutha to meh bitch
Mike: I really need u two to go to church, or three of u
Dad: Its not like u go to church
Charlie: Hes just saying that to get someones help. He needs help not us
Mike: Son-
Dad: Hes frankly quite right, u dont go to church often. probably like hmm once in a billion years!
Charlie and I: OOOHHHHHHHH! U JUST GOT BURNED BY AN ATHEIST(my dads an atheist but who cares...)
Mike: ... Im out of words but ur right, im a failure to the Lords eyes *sigh*
Dad: *chuckles*
Mike: What the fuck r you laughing about!?
Dad: U just sound like an idiot
Mike: Rude much?
Dad: Im so sorry i hurt ur feelings but im not sorry.
Mike: I think im getting out of the car now
Charlie: You will die cuz the car is still driving dad
Mike: id rather be in heaven and i can see u guys die after i die. ill be laughing my ass off!
Charlie: Do it! Do it! Do it! *chants*
Me: Do it! Do it! *I join in*
Mike: I wasnt serius guyz, wtf?
Dad: Well, he cant sadly cuz were here at fucking TACO BELL
Me: awww, what a waste to drive here
Charlie: ikr
*Everyone leaves the car while Mike cries silently*
Mike: My son wants me to die.....
Dad: Gtfo of my car bitch!
Mike: Sheesh! *gets out of car and slams door*
YOU ARE READING
Crazy Conversations
RandomI have the most fucked up conversations or texts with friends,families, girlfriends,random people and my butt... last part I was just kiddin like who the fuck talks to ther ass??? XD PG-13 for language and overall, not appropriate Anywho.... read it...
