Heres a convo between my girlfriend(currently) and I just like two months ago and i remember this crazy convo XD
Her name is Laina.
she has anger issues :P
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- We were at my her house cuz she wanted me to pick her up -
Laina: Hey Chris, can you take me to go shopping, I want to have some new heels for this upcoming party im having at my house cuz you know, its my birthday
Me: Nah, you already have like 100 pairs, shoes are not really necessary.
Laina: Does it look like i give a fuck, i need some fucking shoes!
Me: You didnt say please..
Laina: STFU and lets go!
Me: Im sorry but i just have to ask.. R U ON UR PERIOD?
Laina: EXCUSE MEH! FUCK NO AND FUCK U! JUST! LETS GO TO THE MALL!
Me: I cant..
Laina: WHY?
Me: Cuz, theres hot chics there
Laina: What did you say? Cuz I think I heard you clear BUT SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE!
Me: U have nice boobs
Laina: U know what! Fuck it!
Me: Where you going?
Laina: Im going to cry!
Me: pfft.. r you constipated?
Laina: NO! Y WOULD U SAY THAT?
Me: Cuz if u r, i think u should drink lots of water, it helps. :)
Laina: IM NOT CONSTIPATED!
Me: What?
Laina: Did u not FUCKING HEAR ME!? U DEAF U MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE??
Me: Im sry, I was looking at this hot chic walk by and i didnt pay attention
Laina: WHERE IS SHE? IM GOING TO FUCKING BEAT THE SEXINESS OUT OF HERE CUZ UR MINE
Me: eh?
Laina: Cant believe ur so ignorant! God! *stomps into the bathroom*
Me: Wait!
Laina: What!?
Me: Hears a bottle of water
Laina: What for?!
Me: Ur constipation *chuckles*
Laina: Thanks for helping *rips the bottle from my hands, opens it and pours it on me*
Me: No problem suger cube! Thanks babe, i feel refreshed :D
Laina: I was being sarcastic! What the hell is wrong with you?! N ur not welcomed!
Me: So, i guess you dont want me to buy you shoes? ok, baiii.... ^-^
Laina: No, I need shoes!
Me: So you dont want heels but u want shoes? y?
Laina: No i want heels! same thing!
Me: i dont think there the same-
Laina: U KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Me: hehe, ur so funny when ur mad
Laina: Ur making my hair all frizzled!
Me: do i care, u look beautiful just the way u r so be natural
Laina: Stfu
Me: ill buy you something you like ciz ik what you like (:
Laina: NO u dont! i choose!
Me: sheesh fine, it could be a surprise
Laina: I hate surprises! dont u know!
Me: i do! ur so cute when ur mad tho hehe
Laina: No... dont...
Me: K...
Laina: dont K me! im hate being mad and annoyed by you!
Me: K
Laina: U dont listen do you.. -.-
Me: I love you
Laina: I love you too but i need heels and maybe a new dress
Me: id totally buy it for you ^-^
Laina: Omg! thank u!! ^//^
haha at least it ended well.. XD
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Crazy Conversations
De TodoI have the most fucked up conversations or texts with friends,families, girlfriends,random people and my butt... last part I was just kiddin like who the fuck talks to ther ass??? XD PG-13 for language and overall, not appropriate Anywho.... read it...
