Crazy Conversations

43

october 16

A lovely day to go outside and this guy tried to befriend me -_-

OK.

Read on?

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Me: MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST-

Teenager guy: Hey dude?

Me: wtf you want? You THINK I SING HORRIBLE WELL FUCK URSELF

Teenager guy: No Man. That was... spendid actually. Names Marcus.

Me: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK MUCUS

Marcus: Uh what?(IS HE DEAF XD)

Me: MUCUS! YOUR A BOOGER! HAHA

Marcus: Dude Whats your problem did someone cheat on you and now your trying to get rid of your "anger"?(IS HE PHYSICS? DAFUQ)

Me: STALKERRRRR! *runs away*

Marcus: Wait! Dude! Im no stalker! Im Marcus! *follows*

Me: FUCK SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!

Marcus: Hold up!

Me: *stops*

Marcus: Dude. Everything ok?

Me: Still a stalker bitch?

Marcus: I can tell you were "upset" about something

Me: Pffft! I was not you... you DOUCHE

Marcus: I can tell bc I understand

Me: Oh did he found another guy?

Marcus: W-what? Guy?

Me: DUH! I SAID GUY

Marcus: Excuse me But I am not gay dude

Me: Idfc! GIVE ME SPACE!

Marcus: You are delusional

Me: SAYS THE STALKER

Marcus: Are u tryin to make me hate u bc your full of it dude. Not working *mutters*

Me: WELL UR A STALKER DUH! YOU THINK IM GONNA STICK AROUND?? HAH! FUCK NO

Marcus: Hey Im just a neighbor who only wants to make your acquaintance you loner

Me: WOW I AM A LONER THANKS BUT I DONT THINK IM GAY! YOU ASSHOLE

Marcus: Ya know. Cussing doesnt offend me

Me: OHH OKAY BC YOU LIKE ME IS THAT IT! FUCK YOU

Marcus: Ayayaya I should pray for-

Me: NO! ARE U A FRIEND OF LUKE?

Marcus: No what? And yes.. He is my friend.

Me: oh fuck you be hatin now! fuck you! bye!

Marcus: Wait you were the new kid right?

Me: FUCK NO IM OLD! NOT A KID GODDAMN YOU

Marcus: Calm down please

Me: FUCK YOU AND UR FAGGOT FRIEND

Marcus: Who is?

Me: LUKE!

Marcus: what he do he is the nicest person here

Me: Oh. My. Fucking. God. Stop. Saying. Shit. That. Arent. Even. Trueeeeeeuh.

Marcus: Ik what happened bc he told me about you

Me: OHH HE SAID SHIT ABOUT ME! HOW FUCKIN NICE

Marcus: No. He didnt say any crap about you. He just told me you need a friend-

Me: I HAVE FRIENDS IN FLORIDA

Marcus: then why are you out here?

Me: Good point :/

Marcus: Idk you cuss alot which isnt really necessary

Me: Well you have to get use to it you gayass

Marcus: Not effected dude

Me: shhh!

Marcus: Ik you are single (HW TF HE KNOWS! THIS PHYSIC!)

Me: HOW TF YOU KNOW STALKER?

Marcus: Well I can tell you are just letting your anger out on ppl

Me: well fuck yourself

Marcus: No and just calm down

Me: BLAH BLAH BLAH

Marcus: *sigh*

Me: CUSSAPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Marcus: cussa what?

Me: You dont cuss duhhh

Marcus: I do but its not a thing I do daily like you

Me: lammmmme

Marcus: I understand your upset-

Me: AHHH STFU!

Marcus: Just trying help

Me: I dont know you bc Luke is an ass and so are you

Marcus: How

Me: Luke probably thought I was annoying and thinking im stealing away Ann XD

Marcus: He just doesnt like the way you act

Me: he has cussaphobia

Marcus: Thats not even a phobia

Me: You think i dont know that. If you dint like the way I act then you and look could go fuck yourselves

Marcus: thats defiantly intelligent

Me: thanks now fuck off (:

Marcus: ok okay fine. Its "grate" knowing you chris

Me: Haha yeah... *mutters* asshole XD

I hate this kid its HES SO NOSY! HE DOESNT KNOW ME AND HE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME ALREADY ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE AND WHY WOULD LUKE SAY SHIT ABOUT ME? -_-

Anyways... Idc if Marcus or anyone hated me there all dickheads or.. or pussyheads XD LMAO