Crazy Conversations

22

august 23

Shopping for school shit with my best friend Jeff

Cast:

Me( its just me)
Jeff(best friend
Diana(best girl friend! )
Worker (person who works there.. forgot what there called :$)
Lady #1 (random lady)
Man(random man)
child(random child)

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Jeff: WE R HEAR AT WALMART (if u dont know what walmart it... well its a store...period XD)

Me: DUDE U DONT GOTTA FUCKIN YELL

Worker: Excuse, can u not yell plz?

Jeff and me: WHAT?

Worker: I said can y-

Jeff: WE CANT FUCKIN HERE U DUDE!

Worker: I SAID TO STFU

Me: OOOOH U CUSSED!

Child: Why r they two gay guys yelling at this guy? *stares at us*

Man: Son, How u kno there gay?

Child: They wont shut up

Man: Congrats now move along *grabs the childs hand and leaves*

Me: gay? Really?

Worker: At leasy you two shut ur mouths -_- *walks away*

Jeff: If someone says gay ine more time... I swear to God shits goin down... deep down

Me: R ya gonna suck ur dick?

Jeff: Really Gay?

Me: Names not gay... -_- fuck u man

Jeff: Dont, Im not gay

Me: WHATEVER

Lady #1: STFU

Me: WHAT?

Lady #1: DONT BE DEAF OLD MAN

Me: Im NOT.... Oh fuck! Im OLD!

Jeff: Ik u are but what am I XD

Me: Ur lucky dude -_-

Jeff: Hah XD

Me: Shut up

Lady #1: Old ass mother fuckin teenagers, shut the fuck up and shop u son of a losers

Me: Wtf lady, can ya like suck a dick

Lady #1: Suck Ur friends here, I think he needs the relief.. god... u two r gay AF

Jeff: Im just gonna not say anything -_-

Me: BEET IT LADY

Lady #1: *leaves*

Jeff: Here we are... at the school shit supplies *walks in the aisle*

Me: What ya need?

Jeff: I need penci-

Diana: OMFG HEY U GAY SONS OF BITCHES WHAT IS UP HOMIES XD

Me: FUCK, Diana! Ur hear?

Diana: Uh.. Duh Im like standing right here are you legally blind? sry to hear. Get it, hear, you blind... oh wait... thats nit eye sight.. fuck *face palms*

Jeff: Are u drunk?

Diana: uh fuck no, u r cuz u need to start getting ur shit straight

Me: Ur confusing