Crazy Conversations

14

august 13

we had a party at Mikes house(my dads best friend) cuz we usually have party get togethers cuz were all still suprisingly we GET ALONG... NO REALLY IT WAS SO NICEEEEE..... XDDDD

heres the cast:

- Mike (my dads best friend)
- Charlie (mikes son)
- Dad (my Dad, Micheal)
- Me (im always in the conversations XD)
- Charli(my dads girlfriend) YAY.....

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Mike: Hey come on it.... WAIT.. Micheal, whos she? *stares at Charli*

Dad: Shes my gurlfriend and I thought maybe she could join in?

Charli: Yeah, I mean if you dont want me to, Ill go you know but Id love to join in.

Me: Yeah she should Mike, you can steal her

Charli: uh no! Chris? Why would you say that you joker?

Me: Idk XD

Mike: Ughh

Charlie: HAIIIII *butts in*

Charli: Aww, whos this little man *she pets Charlie like a dog o.o)

Mike: Thats my son, Charlie hehe

Charli: Awww wow my name is Charli too but without the 'e"! XD

Mike: WTF U HAVE A GUYS NAME

Charli: Usually everyone responds similar to what your saying... its a guys name but my dad and mom thought it was unique *sighs*

Mike: Im so sry, I didnt mean to be ya know mean but yes I agree its very beautiful *stares at her boobs....... nooo wayyyy >.<)

Dad: ANYWAY.... shall we come in Mike >:| *notices what Mike was doing)

Charli: Yeah right im starving haha

Me: Tell me about it....

Mike: Well... come inside! Ladies first! *slams door in me and my dads face)

Dad: OMFG HES GONNA GET IT!!! THIS FUCKIN MR.STEAL MY GAL!!!!*opens the door swinging it hitting me into the bushes >:( )

Me: WTF DAD

Dad: *slams door*

Charlie: Haiiii Chrisss! *surprises me from the bushes

Me: Fuck! You scared me! Wtf, I thought you were inside the house!

Charlie: Nahhh Im not though, cool huh? I can run away from home now?

Me: What?

Charlie: *starts running away fast*

Me: Have fun with friends *watches him leave without understanding what he said* XD

Charlie: BAIII ASSHOLE FOREVER! XD

Me: uh... ok *goes inside house without Charlie XD

Dad: WTF MIKE IM GONNA LITERALLY KILL YOU WITH MY OWN HANDS

Mike: SHIT IM SORRY I FORGOT YOU WERE THERE!!!

Dad: NO YOU DIDNT YOU MR. FUCKIN STEAL MY GIRL!!!!! YOU ARE A LIAR YOU ASSHOLE!!!!

Mike: OMGF IM SO FUCKIN NOT SORRY AND I DIDNT STEAL HER AWAY FROM YOU I JUST FORGOT!!

Dad: YES YOU FUCKIN DID

Charli: *just stares in confusion*

Me: *creeps up behind her* Boo!

Charli: HOLY SHHHH- *slaps me in the face*