Crazy Conversations

17

august 18

I texted my ex Hope again.. remember her? Yeah, she kissed her cousin.. FUCKIN GROSS! amyway, i texted her again and she thought i was "david" LMAO...

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Me: Hai, its David ;)

Hope: Hey David! How are you?

Me: I'm with my girlfriend

Hope: What!? I thought we had something? ARE YOU SERIOUS??

Me: Duh of corpse -.-

Hope: What?

Me: *corse

Hope: FUCKIN TYPE WRITE GODDAMNIT!

Me: *COURSE!!!  -_-

Hope: Finally..... anyways, I fucking hate you! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I'M GLAD I MOVED TO TENNESSEE SO I CAN FUCKING BREAK YOUR LEG AGAIN!! (oh wow, i didnt even know she moved to Tennessee, usa AND she broke David's leg... WTF? SHES AN ANIMAL! OH SHIT.... Who cares.... my dad... no really, he liked her cuz she was hot... perverted dad! DISGUSTING -_-)

Me: So... you hate me butt u still like me? WTF IS WRONG WITH U? XD

Hope: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND NOW YOUR WITH SOME BITCH AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME ASSHOLE!! WTF

Me: R you still on your period?

Hope: WTF NO, IM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE AND IM GONNA CHOP YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HANDS OFF SO SHE WONT TOUCH YOU!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!

Me: Of course i left you because U R FUCKIN VICOUS WHAT R U??! i also left u cuz u born my leg XD

Hope: IM NOT FUCKING VICOUS! U R CUZ YOU R A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHO CHEATED ON ME! GODDAMN YOU DAVEY!! AND IT'S *BROKE! STOP WRITING LIKE A FUCKING KID, YOU FUCKING SPELL SHIT WRONG A LOT, WHY IS THAT!? WTF

Me: Blah blah blah XD IDC MUHAHA BITCH

Hope: I'm driving to your house right now so when I fucking smash your face, your dead.... FUCKING DEAD!

Me: ooh im so scared... not -_-

Hope: You should be cause I broke your leg hitting you with a bat! wtf, your gonna pay for cheating on me! I'll get my revenge you asshole! (she is so EVIL HOLY FUCK O.O)

Me: DAMN YOU DEVIL

Hope: IM NOT THE DEVIL! This is the first time hearing you say that... wtf

Me: Cuz im a better person now and the devil is you woman

Hope: Ur fucking weird you asshole! I tell you, I'm 10 minutes away, dont make me agitated! (What does agitated mean?)

Me: Are you textin n drivin??? DO U WANT TO DIE?

Hope: I AM SO WHAT, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT

Me: Did you know ur more likely to get in a car crash when u text instead of not textin?

Hope: I KNOW THAT, IM NOT RETARDED ASSHOLE! SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE CAUSE IM GOING TO FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

Me: XD UR TO FUNNY

Hope: OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS WHY YOU MAKE ME MADE BECAUSE YOU ARE A CHEATER! FUCK YOU!

Me: Stop bein mad

Hope: How the fuck am I not suppose to be when you fucking kissing another girl!? And why didn't you tell me anything?? All of a sudden, you tell me??? WTF

Me: Don't worry, everything is gonna b alright when u get here

Hope: IT FUCKING WONT! YOUR MY COUSIN AND I KNOW YOU FOR LIFE AND THIS WILL REMIND YOU HOW MUCH I HATE YOU! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

Me: JUST STFU UR SOOOO CAPS LOCK MAD HERE LADY

Hope: IM NOT MAD, IM GETTING MY REVENGE ON YOU AND YOUR "NEW" GIRLFRIEND ASSHOLE! DIE IN HELL!!!

Me: Harharharhar XD

Hope: YOU FUCKING THINK THIS IS A JOKE!? THIS IS NOT A JOKE, DONT ACT LIKE A FUCKING WALRUS YOU DICK!

Me: haha walris, reely bitch? XDDDD

Hope: THIS IS NOT A JOKE! IM FUCKING GOING TO KILL YOU THIS TIME

Me: Where are you now?

Hope: Red light..

Me: How meny minuts?

Hope: Im so fucking angry with you! Whats your girlfriends name?

Me: Hope

Hope: What?

Me: You are Hope right?

Hope: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! YOU MADE ME SO FUCKING AGGRAVATED!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! OH MY GOD! FUCK YOU! YOU MADE ME SOO PISSED! OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! I WAS DRIVING 80 MILES! I COULD'VE GOT A TICKET

Me: Haha cool XDDD

Hope: Not cool....

Me: Not only that

Hope: What?

Me: This is Christopher XD

Hope: ...

Me: MUHAHAHA

Hope: OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS FUCKING RUDE OF YOU! I COULD'VE HURT DAVID! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHRISTOPHER! FUCK YOU! FUCKING FLYING FUCK CHRIS! WHY THE HELL DID YOU FUCKING DO THIS!? I TOLD YOU TO NEVER TEXT ME AGAIN!

Me: Y didnt u recognice the number? XD

Hope: I DONT FUCKING KNOW! OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING BASTARD! FUCK ME!

Me: uh.... fuck me? haha.... no, u r disgusting bitch ass -_-

Hope: FUCK!  I MEANT FUCK *YOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP! DONT TEXT ME AGAIN! ITS NOT FUNNY! YOU HAVE A SIMILAR NUMBER AS DAVID OKAY? SO FUCK OFF CHRIS

Me: XD

Hope: I'm just gonna go...

Me: Asshole

Hope: U R THE ASSHOLE HERE YOU DUMBFUCK

Me: Stop bein so mad you pussyhead XD

Hope: FUCK OFF