Crazy Conversations

26

august 30

Ok... guyz, ive been recievin anonymus text from someone and i think its a guy... no it is a gay and its fuckin weird. idk who he is but he got my cell number... FUCK HIM... HE IS REFERED TO AS ASS UNTIL I FIGUR OUT HIS NAME.

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Ass: Hi

Me: Who the fuck is this?

Ass: Hi

Me: Who r u?

Ass: Hi

Me: STOP PLAYIN PRANKS ASSHOLE

Ass: Hi

Me: HI ASSHOLE WEIRD CREEPY BASTARD U GOT THE WRING NUMBER NOW FUCK OFF OR ILL HUNT U DOWN AND RIP UR DICK OFF

Ass: Hi

Me: WTF MOTHERFUCKER GO KILL URSELF

Ass: Hi

Me: JEFF IS THIS U AND UR PRANK NUMBERS CUZ FUCK YOU!

Ass: Not Jeff

Me: THEN WHO TF R U??!

Ass: Hi

Me: Really asshole!!?

Ass: Yes

Me: What is ur name??

Ass: Secret

Me: ARE U A GUY OR A GAL???

Ass: Secret

Me: REALLY? IF U LIKE ME THAN FIND ME!

Ass: Live?

Me: WHAT?

Ass: you live?

Me: UR THE STALKER! U KNO WHERE I LIVE AND THIS IS MY NUMBER ASSHOLE!

Ass: No

Me: Ur not a stalker?

Ass: Yes

Me: FUCK YOU

Ass: No

Me: STFU

Ass: No

Me: CAN U SAY SOMETHIN ELSE BESIDES YES OR NO???

Ass: Yes

Me: ARE U RETARDED?!

Ass: No

Me: Where tf r u?

Ass: Here

Me: WHER IS UR BINOCULARS??

Ass: Home

Me: GOD... UR REPLIES R FUCKIN STUPID ASSHOLE

Ass: Thanks

Me: ARE U A PRANKIN

Ass: No

Me: Y R U GAY

Ass: Not

Me: SHUT UP! UR FUCKIN GAY

Ass: Place?

Me: FUCK NO

Ass: Yes

Me: UR SUCH A LOSER ASSHOLE

Ass: No

Me: ALL UR REPLIES R LAME! UR LAME N BORING AND STUPID LIKE UR DICK! UR DICK IS LAME

Ass: No

Me: KILL URSELF U WORTHLES PIECE OF ASSHOLE SHIT ASS HEAD DICKHEAD FATASS(im tryin to make him/her talk cuz this is fuckin weird -_- i dont get anonymus text from people)

Ass: No, u should(OMFG HE REPLIED MOR BETTER THAN YES N NO, AM I RITE!!? FUCK YEAH)

Me: IF U LIKE ME KILL URSELF AND HAV SEX WITH UR OWN DICK AND PUT IT IN UR ASSHOLE U GAY FUCKTARD ASSHOLE

Ass: No, u should

Me: Really? thats ur comeback u lame limp dick!?

Ass: So

Me: FUCK U ASSHOLE AND GO KILL URSELF

Ass: u should

Me: I cant talk to u no more

Ass: Why

Me: WHAT YA MEAN Y?? UR A STALKER GAY ASS WHO HAS NO LIFE BUT STALKS! U FUCKIN PEDOFILE ASSHOLE GAY SHIT DICKHEAD! FUCK U

Ass: I'm not going to answer that

Me: IT WASNT A QWESTION U RETARDED ASSHOLE!

Ass: No, you are a retarded asshole. Don't fucking talk to me like that or your shit is going down your own goddamn throat. You understand? (not even fuckin scared.. this guy is soo fuckin lame -_-)

Me: NO NOW FUCK OFF AND I DONT UNDERSTAND U BECAUSE U ARE SO LAME! WORDS DONT HURT ME BUT SEEING WHO EVER THE FUCK U ARE MAKES ME WANNA THROW THE FUCK UP ON YOU AND YOU NEED TO FUCKIN DIE OR ILL FUCKIN CALL THE COPS ON U SO THEY CAN TRACK U! (imma not call the cops but im just scarin this fucker -_- cops r stupid SOMETIMES)

Ass: No. If you do. You still can't find me. When you do. Your already dead. So don't or you will die. I'm not kidding. Don't laugh. I know you are the type of guy who thinks this is funny. It isn't. It's quite serious and it is not going good. You are making me mad.

Me: LALALALALALALALALLALALALA FUCKIN SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM MAKIN U MAD BECAUSE U R TOO GODDAMN CHICKEN TO TELL ME WHAT UR NAME IS AND WTF GENDER U ARE U FUCKIN CHICKEN DICK GSY ASS SHIT HEAD!!

Ass: I'm Secret. You should know me because I know you. I wouldn't have known you until that day.

Me: DUDE WHAT DAY?

Ass: That day.

Me: OKAY WHATEVA JUST TELL ME! UR A GUY RIGHT?

Ass: Yes

Me: Im just going to call you ass because ur no secret if ik u

Ass: You don't remember me

Me: DUH OF COURSE I DONT CUZ IF I DID U WOULDNT B A STALKER U DIPSHIT! I HAV MANY FRIENDS AND I CANT REMEMBER ALL OF EM! I DONT EVEN KNO U AS A FRIEND CUZ THEY DONT STALKE ME

Ass: Fine. Call me whatever but don't make me way worse then it is.

Me: You stalk and kill me! WTF WHAT COULD POSIBILY BE WORSE!

Ass: It's a secret

Me: DONT TALK TO ME! U R NOT SCARING ME

Ass: I know I am not because I don't care if I am or not.

Me:(i didnt reply back and he didnt say anything, i now know he is a guy)

THIS IS FOR REAL! LEGIT REALL SHIT!

IDK WHAT TO THINK OF IT BUT THIS GUY IS A FUCKIN ASSHOLE!

HE IS SO SCARY... NOT -_- HES A LAME ASS MOTHERFUCKER GAYASS SHIT FUCKIN DICKHEAD ASSHOLE BASTARD STALKER DICK LIMP FUCKIN ASSHOLE WHO HAS NO LIFE WHATSOEVA THEN TO FUCKIN STALK ME WHO IS FUGLY(no im not XD) AND YEAH IDK WHO TF IT IS AND I HATE HIM AND HE SHOULD GO TO HELL.

Thanks 4 reading :)

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