Crazy Conversations

30

sept 6

One word: Beach -_-

Cast:
Me (MEH)
Dad (Asshole)
Jeff (Best Buddy)
Mike (him again.. -_-)
Random guy (a father)
Random lady (a mother)
Boy( the son of the mother and the father)

Okay Mikes son, charlie couldit come cuz he had a flu. Why is he home alone... idfk XD

I am sick also but not as bad and i dislike the bitch..... did i say bitch? LMAO beach :P

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Dad: What A LOVELY DAY AT THE BITCH!

Mike: Did you say bitch?

Dad: NAHH I SAID BITCH

Mike: Wtf

Me: UGHHH I HATE BITCHES

Jeff: I think there hot tbh XP

Dad: OMG I SAID BEACH! NOTHIN BOUT BITCHES OKAY? OKAY!

Mike: U kno u like the bitches *chuckles*

Dad: Eyy No i dont! Bitches r COLD

Me: Ur cold to dad -_-

Dad: IM NOT COLD.. IM... IM... HAWT!

*people stare like my dad was fuckin crazy* (sigh... god times XDD)

Random guy: What kind of Dad are you embarrassing urself?

Dad: WTF DID U SAY?

Random guy: Okay you should CLAM DOWN!

Mike: Clam down?

Me: ITS CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

Dad: I agree son XD

Random guy: Hey! I hate when people cuss!

Dad: Oh? Do u hav cussaphobia?

Random guy: what? *scratches his head*

Me: wtf is cussaphobia??

Dad: OMFG READ BETWEEN THE LINES! THE FEAR OF CUSSIN WORDS OR WHATEVER! I MADE IT UP OKAY ASSHOLE!

Random guy: I dont have a phobia, my son whos only 10 shouldnt here this... at least he is in the water at the moment -_-

Mike: HAHA MY SONS TEN IN HE CAN CUSS BETTER THEN UR SON XDD oh wait... ur son doesnt even do so XD

Random guy: *glares* What kind of father r you? You approv of this bad language? *shakes his head in disgust*

Mike: IM AN AWESOM FATHER! WHY THANK U SIR! UR REALLY LAME

Random guy: I.. I dont know what to say.. theres something wrong with u gay couple *points to my dad and Mike* (OMFG HE THOUGHT THEY WERE A GAY COUPLE HOLY FUCKIN SHIT XDDD*

Mike and my Dad: WHAT!!??

Me: Uh....

Jeff: WTF

Dad: WERE NOT GAY U R GAY!! WTF U ASSHOLE!

Mike: EWWW FUCK NO, ID RATHER NOT GO TO HELL! YOU APPROV OF THE GAYS! FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL! (HE IS FUCKIN CRAZY... hes homophobic... IM PRETTY SURE)

Random guy: Oh.. Ur not a couple... oh wow! Oops! well why wont u go to hell why dont u You homophobic idiot! -_-

Mike: IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC! IM JUST SAYING IT TO U YOU GAY BASTARD!