Crazy Conversations

37

Oct 1

i got txt frum ass (the anonymous person stalker) i decided to talk to him nicely bc mayb i wont sound like a huge dick and mayb he wont be a stalker ANYMORE....

READ ON..

if ur offended dont read its all in gud phan XD

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Ass: Hello

Me: Ello

Ass: *hello

Me: really? -.-

Ass: How r u?

Me: Shouldnt u know stalker?

Ass: Im not a stalker

Me: ik ur not but what am i

Ass: Your Chris

Me: Wow... u actualli just said chris insted off christopher stalker! :D

Ass: I know you hate when people say Chris, Chris

Me: -3-

Ass: What?

Me: Do u want 2 be friends? (Im trying to be nice so maybe this 'stalker' will stop being a scaredy-cat)

Ass: Really?

Me: Oh... i guess thats a no...

Me: well....

Me: tooooo

Me: bad...

Ass: No, I want to be friends with you

Me: R u lyin?

Ass: Nope I want to be friends with you

Me: Hmm tell ur name

Ass: Christian(ew.... i hate this name... no offense to any christians out ther... hehe get it.. Christians? no. Ok.. XD)

Me: Are u a christian?

Ass: My name is Christian

Me: Ur name is a Christian name?

Ass: Yes and my name is christian

Me: Hmmm.... i dont kno u

Ass: I realised u dont

Me: Tell me christian are you gay?

Christian: No

Me: So.... you dont like meh anymor?

Christian: No... I dont like you, I love u

Me: ....

Christian: Hey

Me: Gayyyyyyyyy

Christian: Don't you have a gay friend named Ryan?

Me: Yeah... Hw do u kno? (DONT B JUDGIN... WE WERE WAR B4 NOW WE R JUST FRIENDSSSS)

Christian: I have gym class with you

Me: Hmmmmm....

Christian: Im not a stalker its just Ryan is my brother

Me: O.O WHAT???

Christian: Yeah I am his younger brother

Me: Well y r u shy? Ryan is pretty out ther

Christian: Because I don't know

Me: -_- Thats not an anser

Christian: I didnt want to be weird because Ryan liked you at the time. So, I like you now