Crazy Conversations

27

august 31

Imma b kool with ryan but shit isnt going down, its going up...

at school.....in the early... EARLY fuckin mornin -_-

Cast:
Me
Ryan
Eric
Jeff
Laurence
Sara

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Me: went to take a dump in the bathroom* XD

Ryan: Oh! h-hey! *he sees me and blushes* (PLZ LET ME THROW UP)

Me: YOU!

Ryan: Uh hai *waves*

Me: I FUCKIN HATE YOU! DO U KNOW THAT! EVER SINCE I SAW U! I HATED U!

Ryan: Yeah i can tell

Me: WHY TF U LIKE ME!

Ryan: Well i cant help it, i thought u were gay.

Me: IF I WAS GAY PEOPLE WOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW CUZ IM LIKE LITERALY IN EVERYONES BUSINESS! FUCK YOU MAN!

Ryan: Idk anyone here! This was my first yr here okay?

Me: IT DOESNT FUCKIN MATTER

Ryan: Ok fine but i like you. and idk what to do

Me: U DONT KNO WHAT TO DO!? IK WHAT U NEED TO DO! FUCKIN LEAVE ME ALONE! AND DONT EVER SAY U LIKE ME

Ryan: Fine u dont like me whatever. sheesh

Me: I CANT BELIEVE IM HEARIN THIS!! U SAID U WERENT GAY! WTF U LYIN!

Ryan: Hey, WHY WONT U BE QUIET!

Me: IM NOT GONNA BE QUIET EVERYONE SHOULD FUCKIN KNOW

Ryan: Shush!

Eric: Hey ryan, u okay in here or ur done bein constipated- *comes in the bathroom and sees me*

Me: ERIC! COME HERE!

Eric: What? Whats going on? Do u like him now?

Me: What? FUCK-

Eric: UR GAY! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?? AFTER U TWO KISSED??(I HATE ERIC NOW)

Ryan: N-

Eric: OMFG IMMA TELL UR FRIENDS *Eric leaves quick*

Me: WTF!! NOO!!! *went after Eric but its too late -_-*

Ryan: Oh shit

Me: *glares at him*

Ryan: This is goin bad right?

Me: ARE U FUCKIN KIDDIN ME! WHY THE FUCK U EMBARASS ME! GOD! *tackles him and punches him*

Ryan: DUDE! GET OFF ME ASSHOLE

Me: FUCK YOU!

- OKAY GUYZ I ACTUALLY PUNCHED RYAN AND YEAH I KINDA HURT HIM...

Eric: Guyz? *comes in the bathroom and sees shit he cant unseen*

Jeff: OHHHHHHH SHITS GONE UP! *barges in*

Laurence: Fuck! what did i see *follows jeff*

Sara: OMFG RYAN!

Me: ERIC! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Eric: GAYNESS JUST HAPPENED! XDD

Jeff: GOD... I CAN TELL UR NOT GAY XDD

Laurence: Imma go... *runs out... why? I dont fuckin know XD*

Eric: DUDE! I WAS JUST JOKIN

Sara: WTF IS WRONG WITH U CHRISTOPHER