august 11
My dad had a date a yesterday so heres the next day..
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Me: So Dad did ya date work out?
Dad: YES IT DID BUTT SHE WANTS ME TO MAKE HER DINNER... SHES COMIN TODAY AND IM NOT READY!!!!
Me: SHIT!!!
Dad: What!?
Me: Oh nothing... (MY DAD FORGOT BOUT THE 10 DOLLAR BET HAHA I THINK)
Dad: ANYWAY I DONT KNO HW TO COOK!!
Me: well what she want, ur D?
Dad: U fucking asshole!! were not that close yet! Fuck u!
Me: U kno u want that
Dad: Wtf son just.... STFU
Me: Anyway, good luck failin to make dinner!!! I HOPE U FAIL
Dad: AW FUCK THATS NOT GOOD AW SHIT AW SHIT AW SHITTTTTT!!!
Me: HAHA DAMN
Dad: WELL ILL DO IT AND U WILL NOT GET 10 DOLLARS FROM ME(oh wow... he rememberd... guess its not over yet)
Me: Aww man i thought u forgot!!
Dad: haha no i always remember money u dick! money is my life
Me: sadly ur not rich bitch
Dad: SO AT LEAST I HAV A JOB UNLIKE U
Me: I DID BUTT I QUIT CUZ THIS CUSTOMER KEPT TELLIN ME TO SAY HOW MUCH EVERYTHIN CUZ AND IM LIKE... IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE!!! actually... i dint quit... i got fired butt it doesnt matter! IM STILL AWESOME!!!
Dad: No son ur not -.-
Me: well ur not awesome cuz ur gonna fail to make the perfect romantic dinner ha ha!
Dad: NO I WONT, I WILL MAKE IT AMAZING
Me: Whats her name anyway??
Dad: NAH YA BUSINESS BITCH
Me: Im suppose to kno if she gonna be my MOTHER... wait mayb shes an ass and ass mums are probably dicks like u
Dad: WTF DID U SAY???
Me: She deserves a worst mother award
Dad: U shut ur face!! U DONT EVEN KNO HER YET
Me: Well... howd she like u??? ur like a dick
Dad: hehe... bout that.. I dint act LIKE A DICK I ACTED LIKE A GENTLEMAN
Me: Oh man.. if she knew the real u!! im gonna laugh so fuckin hard! she gonna dump ur sorry ass! XD
Dad: so... ILL TELL HER IM NOT NORMAL... wait... no i wont thats just fuckin weird. .
Me: Ur weird
Dad: ENOUGH I NEED TO MAKE DINNER
Me: Its only MORNING DAD
Dad: I NEED TO BUY INGREDIENTS BUT I HAV WORK O.O U NEED TO HELP ME!!
Me: haha NO XD
Dad: U asshole! here ill give u money just buy some pasta like IDK HELP ME
Me: haha XD
Dad: OF COURSE U WOULDNT UNDERSTAND CUZ U HARDLY HANG WITH UR GURLFRIEND
Me: Sooo... shes always shoppin... -.-
Dad: OK IF U DO THIS 4 ME ILL UMM... WHAT DO U WANT ILL GIVE 2 U
Me: Oh wow really??
Dad: yes ok so help me out cuz ur my son
Me: I want a treadmill
Dad: wtf no theres no way in my mind will i buy 4 u... its like 400 DOLLARS
Me: well ive always wanted one... AND u neva gave me ONE!
Dad: Ha when?? u neva wanted one
Me: Last christmas..... -_-
Dad: still... too expensive how bout havin clean teeth at the dentist it probably cost the same
Me: NO WTF U SAID I COULD ANYTHING I WANT
Dad: Haha no
Me: How bout a plasma tv?
Dad: u dont even watch tv...
Me: Cuz u have like NO channels -.-
Dad: Plz just help me out how bout i get ya a football or something
Me: no... i hav one already... BUTT whateva ill do it for u cuz ur my dad
Dad: Thanks Son i really apreciate that!
Me: heh sure u do...
Dad: IM SERIUS U ASS
Me: *spits*
Dad: SHITT DONT FUCKIN DO THAT AGAIN
Me: I wont but im warnin u XD
Dad: ughh gross!
Me: I guess u dont need my he-
Dad: I DO!!
Me: XD
My Dad sucks at cookin no literaly he cant cook shit and i do too .... were so alike... NOT COOL I NEED TO LEARN HW 2 COOK!! butt i dont feel like :\
N next update is when my dad is cookin... will it turn out fine?? will i get my 10 dollars or will he? keep readin on XD
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Crazy Conversations
RandomI have the most fucked up conversations or texts with friends,families, girlfriends,random people and my butt... last part I was just kiddin like who the fuck talks to ther ass??? XD PG-13 for language and overall, not appropriate Anywho.... read it...
