Crazy Conversations

46

October 25

I woke up and yeah someone just had to RING THE DOORBELL MULTIPLE TIMES AND AND WAKE ME TF UP!!!!

I was so pissed XD

×××

*Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong*

Me: ughhhh get the door DAD

*ding dong*

Me: DAD OPEN THE FRAKIN DOOR

*ding dong*

Me: Fuck! *gets up and trips over shoes and hits face on floor*

*ding dong ding dong*

Me: OW! OMFG DAD! WHERE TF DIDNHE GO!? OMFG IM PISSED! *goes to dads room and hes not there*

*ding dong*

Me: IM COMING OMG *unlocks door and sees Ann*

Ann: *kicks me in the balls*

Me: OOHMP! OMG! WTF ANN! WHY TF WOULD U DO THAT!

Ann: To annoy u muhahahhaha *runs away*

Me: WTF IS UR PROBLEM!? WTF DID I DO! IM SOOO PISSED RN AND FUCKIN TIRED!

Ann: NO ONE CARES

Me: IK THAT ALREADY

Ann: LOSER

Me: FUCK URSELF

Ann: KILL URSELF

Me: Fine! I will!

Ann: *sticks her tongue out and leaves*

Me: Im not gonna kill myself bc a little ass told me to *mutters*

*someone parks in my driveway*

Me: Who tf are you?

Lady: sry um your Dad wanted me to drive him to the hospital to check on his arm

Me: WTF OF COURSE HIS ARM ISNT GONNA HEAL IN FUCKIN THREE DAYS WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM

Lady: Excuse your language -_-

Dad: *gets out of car* OMFG I HATE THIS FUCKIN ARM SHIT! YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SLEEP! GOD DAMN IT

Me: DAMN YOU! SOMEONE HAD TO WAKE ME UP TODAY! I WAS SLEEPIN WELL!

Dad: Was it your boyfriend Luke?

Me: W-W-WOAH FUCK NO! WTF IS UR PROBLEM? GOD NO! WTF!?

Dad: Haha gayass XD

Me: Your a gayass you fucking useless piece of shit! -_-

Dad: Suck a Dick

Me: YOU SUCK A D-

Lady: Oh my goodness! You two need to calm yourselves! You christopher need to have respect to ur dad. And Michael you need to also respect your son.

Me: HAHA PLZ STFU! IM CLAM

Me: Wtf i said clam! Fuck! I meant CALM

Dad: Clara Im already calm and ik how to fuckin take care of my son

Clara: No u dont. Having arguments everyday with ur son is really not a good father and son relationship

Me: Shut up Clara you bitch

Clara: There u go again *sighs*

Dad: Hey son!

Me: Wtf u want u dickhead