august 12
my best friend jeff and i were playin baseball and on the streets XD dont worry cars hardly pass by XD
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Jeff: EYYYYYYYYYY CHRIS LETS PLAY BASEBALL!
Me: u cant really play baseball without a bat dude
Jeff: IK THAT U BITCH
Me: Lets play THEN
Jeff: Excuse me but i only have one bat
Me: dont u remember someone has to throw the ball at u u retarded fucktard -.-
Jeff: Well i dont kno how to play baseball! hello!
Me: Whatever ill throw u the ball and yeah... u hit it
Jeff: K
Me: *throws baseball
Jeff: *swings butt hits himself in the back* XDD
Me: HAHAHA OMG XDDDD LMAO
Jeff: OW THAT WASNT FUCKIN FUNNY U DICK!
Me: XDD U R NEVA GONNA B ON THE BASEBALL TEAM IF U HIT URSELF XDD
Jeff: WOW UR SOOO SUPPORTIVE... NOT!!
Me: ik im not XD
Jeff: lets play something else.. im gonna hit u with this baseball and u try to avoid it XD
Me: NO WAY IM NOT GETTIN ANOTHER BRUISE FROM A BASEBALL FROM U OR MY DAD THATS CRUEL
Jeff: Nahhhh its not i probably wont hit u cuz u kno I suck at basball XD COME ON LETS DO IT
Me: I BET U WONT HIT ME
Jeff: WANNA BET??? HOW MUCH??
Me: A dollar!
Jeff: hah u think im not gonna miss hah come on i need more than that XD
Me: Uh... NO ITS MY GODDAMN MONEY N I CAN GIV YA HW MANY I WANT
Jeff: how bout THREE dollars PLEASE i really want large french fries from McDonalds!!!
Me: NO WAY AM I GIVIN THREE DOLLARS 4 DISGUSTIN FRIES
Jeff: AWW FUCK U MAN
Me: No its not for a good use for my PRECIOUS MONEY
Jeff: U got it from ur dad soooo GIVE EM TO ME PLZ JUST 3 DOLLARS
Me: Fine but U WILL NOT HIT ME !!!
Jeff: HAH ... dont b 2 sure christopher
Me: dont fucking say my whole name only i can asshole -.-
Jeff: So i can say whatever i want cuz ur gonna give me 3 bucks bitch! imma beat yo ass
Me: haha fine heres the baseball AND U WILL NIT HIT ME CUZ IM A CHEATAH BITCH! !! *walks slowly away*
Jeff: hehe XD *hits the baseball and misses HAH XD*
Me: u cant hit me *flicks middle finger*
Jeff: oh I will *flicks back*
Me: good luck XDD
Jeff: *hits baseball and a car drives by and it hits the car... OH SHIT*
Car driver: WTF U FUCKIN TEENAGERS! GTFO OF THE ROAD U ASSHOLES N FUCKIN DIE!!!
Me: Haha hi there!! ur a teenager urself XD
Jeff: PENIS PENIS PENIS
Car driver: GO TO HELL AND DIE THERE U GAY FUCKTARDS -_-'
Me: Were not gay U HOMOPHOBIC PERSON
Jeff: N IN HELL WE WILL MEET AND WE SHALL ANNOY U HAH HAH XDDDD
Both: LIKE A BO $$ B)
Car driver: DONT EVA FUCKIN THROW SHIT AT MY CAR ILL MAKE U PAY U GAY BITCHES!!!
FUCK U!!!!
Jeff: damn u cold XDD
Me: Hope u crash one day XDD
Car driver: ... -_- *drives speeding off and flicks both of us off*
Jeff: jesus, he was a dick
Me: Who was he? idk mayb my dad as a teenager XDDDD
Jeff: oh haha hes homophobic??
Me: Yea I THINK i need ask him
Jeff: *hits the baseball at me hitting me in the head like so HARD*
Me: OWWWWW THAT FUCKIN HURT AND I WASNT EVEN READY U DICK!!!!! FUCK U!!!
Jeff: U sound like that teenager who was in that car XDD
Me: HAHAHA. .. NO THAT HURT AND U HURT ME! MY HEAD IS GOIN TO HAV BRAIN DAMAGE!!!
Jeff: U already have brain damage cuz u CARAZY AF :PPP
Me: Ughh not funny -.-
Jeff: Well it was a bet so... Wheres my money bitch!
Me: ughh... i hate bets with u *hands over three dollars* -.-
Jeff: OMG THANKS WANNA COME TO MCs (mcdonalds)
Me: Fuck no! i need ice!! that hurt man
Jeff: Stop bein a wussy man! if i get hit with a baseball i wouldnt even flinch XD ur such a girl XDD
Me: URRR! IM JUST WANNA KILL U
Jeff: CANT CATCH ME! IMMA FUCKIN GINGERBREAD MAN! XDDDDD
Me: STOP RUNNIN U DESERVED TO BE KILLED
Jeff: BUTT IM TOO FAST FOR UR SLOW ASS HAHA HAHAH XDDDDD
Me: Damn.... *tires out from my HEAD INJURY*
Jeff: BAIIIII *gets in his car and drives to MCs*
Me: *flicks finger off at jeff*
Jeff: *Beeps his car at me and rolls down his window and drives like a bo$$*
Me: FUCK U SO BAD U BITCH
Jeff: BITCH PLZ IM SO AWESOME SEE YA LATER XDDDDD PEACE OUT *peace sign*
Me: FUCKK UUUUUU!!!!!! *I shout*
Random neighbor: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP
Me: U SHUT THE FUCK UP
Neighbor: IDIOT *wents back in to her house*
Me: bets suck ass -.-
SUMTIMES JEFF IZ AN ASSHOLE!! BUTT I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TOO AFTER AWHILE CUZ I COUDIT STOP LAUGHING AFTERWARDS XDDDDDDDDD
Were still best friends ^^
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