august 14
My best friend Jeff came over at 9 pm and he decided to take my cell phone away.... literally.... like WTF o.O
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Jeff: EYYYYYYYY WHATS UP?
Me: Nothin asshole, why you here? *listens to music on cell phone*
Jeff: Just gonna steel ya cell phone
Me: Huh? *not payin attention*
Jeff: Literally :P
Me: What?
Jeff: *Grabs fone and runs super fast to the fron door*
Me: WTF MAN GIVE THAT BACK!!
Jeff: MUHAHA *runs out door*
Me: GET BACK HERE U ASSHOLE
Dad: Wtf is wrong with your boyfriend and you? -.- *looks up from reading*
Me: HE IS NOT MY FUCKIN BOYFRIEND!!
Dad: Well..... u two annoy each othar like a couple *scratches his head*
Me: OH FUCK KNOW WTF IS WRONG WITH U!!!???
Dad: Nothing... cuz Im awesome and your gay haha XD
Me: Errr.... ITS NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL
Dad: Are you drunk
Me: What.. NO? WHY?
Dad: idk cuz u angry for no reason
Me: oh fuck you dad! Im not ANGRY
Dad: ahem you are yelling hint hint
Me: IM ANGRY FOR A REASON 4 UR INFORMATION!!! U CALLIN ME GAY
Dad: oh, is that so my gay son, its ok if you are :P
Me: Arrrrrr I just want to fuckin rip your dick off
Dad: You know you do.... you ripped Jeffs yet? XD
Me: WTF... NO WTF DAD?? ITS AN INSULT NOT WHATEVA U THINKIN
Dad: Gayyyyyy.... ohhhhhhhh
Me: YOUR FUCKIN WEIRD! FU
Dad: Well you can do that to Jeff, go ahead, you wont make babies XD
Me: OMFG DAD U R SO FUCKING GROSS
Dad: ik I am but how bout you? Gay much?
Me: Im normel and and NOT GAY
Dad: Wheres Jeff? Arent you gonna chase ur boyfriend?
Me: ... just gonna ignore that christopher... you know you want to kick ur dads ass *mutters*
Dad: Are you talking to urself cuz thats fucking weird
Me: pfft... NO ASSHOLE! I NEED MY PHONE! AND DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME!
Dad: Does it look like i care *bored face*
Me: im just gonna go -_-
Dad: hurry up then
Me: *gets outta the house and runs after Jeff*
Jeff: OH SHIT your finally out slowpoke *runs away*
Me: ITS FUCKIN DARK OUT WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?? *squints eyes*
Jeff: haha XD what music you listenin to on Youtube? *phone lights up*
Me: HAH THERE U ARE! GIVE ME BACK MY FONE
Jeff: Haha nope! *runs away*
Me: GIVE ME!!! *chases after him*
Jeff: NOPE
Me: Its dark out! I HATE IT OUT HERE
Jeff: Duhh you chicken?
Me: NO IM JUS WANT TO BE INSIDE
Jeff: i dont want to!
Me: Stop running!
Jeff: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
Me: FUCK YOU
Jeff: Do you mean fuck m-
Me: NO
Jeff: haha-
Me: JEFF, THE CAR!!!!
Jeff: *stops running*
Me: HAHAHA I TRICKED YOU *tackles him to the ground*
Jeff: Fuck! YOU FUCKIN HURT MY HEAD YOU DICK
Me: Sry not sry! *grabs phone and examines it*
Me: I cant see any scratches!
Jeff: Duhhh! its fuckin dark out, of course you cant see -_-
Me: ohhh... right XD
Jeff: Im going now, my head hurts now -_-
Me: Oh that... pfft REVENGE BITCH! THATS WHATS YOU GET WHEN YOU HIT ME WITH A BASEBALL AND TAKIN MY FONE AWAY!! ASSHOLE
Jeff: *flicks me off*
Me: Dont cry to your mommy now
Jeff: FUCK YOU
Me: DONT CRY XDD
Jeff: STOP IT
Me: ASSHOLE
Jeff: STFU
Me: BAI
Jeff: *once again flicks me off*
Me: What a nice goodbye XD
Jeff: *runs away*
(Hes crying i think muhaha >:) )
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