Crazy Conversations

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august 27

I tripped durin science class and shit happened XD

Me: MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN! WALKIN FUCKIN FAST-(im referin to a song...) *trips over the desk and hits my head on the floor*

Me: FUCK... THAT HURT LIKE CONSTIPATION

students in class: *laughs*

Boy: WOW UR SUCH A FUCKIN RETARD.. THE SEAT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF UR FACE MORON *laughs*

Me: IM NOT A RETARD! IM FUCKIN HAPPY ITS THE LAST CLASS PERIOD U DICK!

Boy: No... it isnt...

Me: UH YES IT IS!

Boy: ASSHOLE RETARDED ASS

Me: UR WRONG... oh... nvm -_- *checks clock*

Boy: Ur stupid

Me: You know whos stupid?

Boy: You of course you dipshit

Me: UR MUM

Boy: My MUMS DEAD

Me: SHES STILL STUPID CUZ SHES DEAD

Boy: UR DEAD CUZ IM GONNA KILL YOU!

Me: YEAH LIKE YOU KILLED UR MUM! XD

Girl: That wasnt funny dude

Me: Girl... u aint funny at all bruh -_-

Girl: does it look look like i give a shit about bein funny?? NO.

Me: U dont cuz ur PROBABLY on ur period!!

Girl: IM NOT ON MY PERIOD U DICK

Me: SHE FUCKIN ANGRY! CALL THE POLICE XDD

Girl: STFU IM NOT

Boy: WTF DO cops gotta do anything with periods asshole?

Me: Duh... BLOOD GUSHING OUT OF VAGINA AND THERES NO STOPPERS

Girl: WTF DUDE? U MEAN PADS OR TAMPONS?? -_-

Me: YES! EXACTLY THAT.. THANKS

Girl: God... Ur FUCKIN ANNOYIN

student #3: You should stfu

student #4: Kill URSELF

Me: NO! IM TOO AWESOME TO B KILLED XDDD

Boy: Ur retarded u know that?

Me: If im retarded? What are u? A dickhead? Or a pussyhead cuz ur probs gay right?

Boy: Wtf dude! No im not gay! You act gay U piece of fucking retarded shit! -_-

Me: HEY EVERY1! THIS GUY HEAR IS GAY XD

Jeff: HE LIKES THE PENIS XDDD

Boy: I do FUCKIN NOT!

Me: Hahaha XD good thang the teacher isnt hear bruh if shes hear shed probably be a majoy pussyhead

Girl: Wtf? Pussyhead? Really? Its sounds fuckin stupid

Me: Ur fuckin stupid u ugly ass bitch

Girl: Ur An FUGLY ASS RETARDED BITCH ASS

Me: IK I AM BUT WHAT R U? A VIRGIN??

Girl: God... STFU!

Boy: I agree with you! EVERYONE VOTE! SHOULD CHRISTOPHER BE KILLED?? *shouts to everyone*

Students in class: *everyone raises hand accept Jeff XD*

Me: You guyz Are real murderers when ya grow up accept Jeff XDD