Crazy Conversations

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|December 29 2015|

Bitchhh I moved and this was how my conversation with my little friend, Charlie WHOS 11 YRS OLD NOW WOOT WOOT He turned 11 in December 24th forgot to wish him a happy birthday woops!

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Mike: HEYYYY CHRISTOPHER! WTF IS UP MAN!?

Me: The sky

Charlie: NO SHIT OBVIOUSLY THE SKY IS UP

Mike: Anyways CHRISTOPHER TELL HIM SOMETHING OR AT LEAST GIVE HIM SOMETHING *leaves*

Me: What?

Mike: *flicks me off*

Me: WTF is wrong with your Dad?

Charlie: HELLO!?? YOU FORGOT SOMETHING

Me: Ugh No I didn't

Charlie: YES YOU DID! YOU BASTARD

Me: Haha well Idk what your talking about bitch XD

Charlie: Hello! December!

Me: OHHH MERRY CHRISTMAS... wait I told you that already -3-

Charlie: Again! No shit!

Me: Dayumm your so pissed off for nothing

Charlie: YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME *cries*

Me: OH SHIT! DEAR JESUS HELP THIS LITTLE BOY FIND HIS GIRLFRIEND

Charlie: WTF???? NO *kicks me in the knee*

Me: OUCH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CHILD!!??

Charlie: GO TO HELL AND BURN THERE FOREVER

Me: Bitch Like I give a shit

Charlie: I dont want your shit! *continues to cry*

Me; I am seriously sooooo confused! Wtf? Stop crying! Here let me go get you something

Charlie: YOU REMEMBERED???

Me: Uh... Idk wtf you mean XD But yeah i remembered? lmao

Charlie: OMFG REALLY!???? *wipes his tears*

Me: Uh... Yeah? *gets a box of tissues* HERE BITCH *throws it at him*

Charlie: WTF IS THIS!!??? T^T

Me: Oh well its for your nastyass tears! Dont wipe it on your jacket!

Charlie: SON OF A BITCH! THIS ISNT WANT I WANTED

Me: Idk what you mean? -3-

Charlie: BITCH *wipes tears with tissues*

Me: STOP CRYING YOU CRYBABAY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED JESUS GO TO CHURCH

Charlie: Asshole! NO! IM NOT A CRYBABY! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME!

Me: Well Ik your name and Ik your 10 years o- OH SHIT!!!! YOUR 11 YRS OLD!???? HOLY MOTHER OF MARY OR JESUS!!! WHENS YOUR BIRTHDAY???

Charlie: December 24th ;-;

Me: OH SHIT! IM SO NOT SORRY CHARLIE XDD YOUR STILL A LITTLE BABY XD

Charlie: FUCK YOU! -__-

Me: OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE BOY *pats his head* :3

Charlie: DONT TOUCH ME FAGGOT

Me: -_- This bitch

Charlie: YOU BETTER GET ME SOMETHING OR ILL

Me: Youll want?? Hmm?? *laughs*

Charlie: Take you to Church! and ILL GIVE YOU A BIBLE AND YOU BETTER NOT SELL IT