sept 7
my dad n i had a wonderful conversation bout me goin to skool tomorow while imma SICK... -_-
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Dad: Hey son! Theres skool tomorow! R u excited?
Me: FUCK NO IM SICK AND IM NOT GOIN TO SKOOL TOMOROW
Dad: WTT DID U SAY
Me: U HEARD ME! I AINT GOIN TO SKOOL TOMOROW
Dad: Ur not even sick!
Me: You made me more sick after i was outside with only... ONLY my boxers in the fuckin cold!
Dad: But u seem fine!
Me: I HAV A COLD, MY THROAT HURTS N IVE BEEN THROWIN UP!! AND... I HAV A HEADACHE!
Dad: No shit! If u have a sore throat you should STFU!
Me: UGHHH IM NOT GOIN TO SKOOL
Dad: YEAH YA WILL! YOU CAN GET RID OF UR SICKNESS BY PASSIN IT ON TO SOMEONE ELSE EH?
Me: NO I CANT DO THAT! THATS FUCKIN MEAN!
Dad: COME ON UR GONNA GET ME SICK
Me: I CANT BREATH THRU MY NOSE!
Dad: OMFG GO TO SKOOL U FAGGOT
Me: FAGGOT?? FAGGOT!!? IM NOT A FAGGOT!! SHUT UP! (I am literaly dying while i talk to him ughhhhh)
Dad: U have to go to skool
Me: NO IM NOT GOIN TO SKOOL
Dad: U WILL
Me: I WILL NOT! *throws up on my dads shirt XDD*(OOPS)
Dad: OMFG NOOOOOOO U MADE ME SICK JUST NO UGHHH *takes his shirt off*
Me: NOT SORRY NOW IM GONNA GO DIE NOW
Dad: Wait!
Me: What?
Dad: Heres a knife*grabs a knife*
Me: WTF NOT SERIUSLY OMFG
Dad: Hey you said die and thsts the only way unless i can lend u my gun? XD
Me: WTF NO
Dad: OK... FINE! DIE IN UR OWN TERMS
Me: IK I JUST NEED TO DIE ALONE OKAY! BAI
Dad: Ughhh i cant believe u threw up on my BRAND NEW POLO SHIRT! GODAM U CHRISTOPHER
Me: Well u deserv it cuz u keep sayin i should go to skool XD
Dad: haha... no! whatever you will stsy home tomorrow and u better not text me! im goin to shower n then go to sleep! goodnight
Me: Good! can i stay up watchin netflix?
Dad: Yeah sure whatever but DRINK UR TEA
Me: UGHHHH I DONT WANT TO! MAKE ME A CUP OF WARM COCOA!(i never had a cup of warm chocolate XD)
Dad: ew no i hate chocolate! drink ur tea!!! now before i drink it!
Me: Oh okay have it then!
Dad: NOO JUS DRINK IT CHRISTOPHER
Me: UGHH FINE!
Dad: Good! well GOODNIGHT
Me: Night u asshole
Dad: goodnight dickhead
I AM REALLY SICK... I HAV A FLU AND MY DAD WANTS ME TO GO TO DOCTORS.... I HATE EM! THEY LIE TO ME ABOUT MY HEIGHT EVERY FUCKIN TIME... EW
okay.. thanks for reading :33
i may not sound sick butt i really am like soo bad... i hardly get sick butt when i do... its terrible ;-; *cries*
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