Crazy Conversations

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|December 29 2015|

Haha We gonna go get the toy and were at the store at the time.... And weird shit happened and.....

And READ AND YEAH

ENJOY

THANKS FOR READIN' !!!! :D

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Dad: OMFG WE ARE FINALLY HERE

Me: Hey Dad WHY TF ARE WE AT TARGET(More expensive then Walmart)

Dad: Oh bc The ppl are nicer here-

Customer: WTF IS THIS? WHY IS THERE A BALLOON ON THE CEILING???? I AM AFRAID OF BALLOONS!!!

Enployee: Uh excuse me its just a ball-

Customer: STFU GET THAT BALLOON DOWN BEFORE IT KILLS ME YOU BASTARD!!!

Me and Dad: O.O

Dad: WALK AWAY SON WALK TF AWAY *runs and I follow*

Me: HMMMM WHERE TF ARE THE TOYS

Dad: DID YOU CHECK YOUR ANUS

Me: Dafuq -_-

Dad: I am guessing thats a no?

Me: OVIOUSLY

Dad: Bitch Look for the toys Im going to check out the books

Me: DAD WTF

Dad: What? I cant read now

Me: NO I DONT WANT TO BE HERE

Dad: Why? Someone's gonna rape your ass pfft your lame

Me: ... -_-

Dad: Aww no comment well then FUCK YOU TOO MAN *flicks me off*

Me: Ugh IM NOT LOOKING FOR THE TOY

Dad: WELL NEITHER AM I! I AINT YO SLAVE! LOOK FOR THAT SHIT

Me: Why tf are you reading?

Dad: Obviously it eases my mind. Isnt that a reasin why you got wattpad?

Me: Idk tbh

Dad: WELL FUCKIN READ THEN... I MEAN GET THE GODDAMN TOY THEN WE CAN LEAVE OR SO HELP ME JESUS

Me: Why you need Jesus help

Dad: WELL HE CANT HELP ME CAN HE

Me: Well you dont believe

Dad: NEITHER DO YOU FAGGOT

Me: DONT CALL ME FAGGOT!

Teenage dude: Is this rapist dude gonna rape you yet?

Me: ....

Dad: EXCUSE ME HERE BITCH! THATS AN ASSHOLE AND HES MY ASSHOLE(OMFG THAT SOUNDED SO GODDAMN WRONG!)

Me: EW THAT SOUNDED SO GODDAMN WRONG *shudders*

Teenage dude: well... okay We need to call security

Me: XD

Dad: BITCH NOO! GTFO FAGGOT! *shoves the guy*

Teenage dude: ASSHOLE! DUDE *looks at me* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE IF YA DONT WANT TO GET RAPED

Me: *laughs and falls while laughing*

Dad: SUCH A MORONIC BASTARD! *leaves to the book section*

Teenage dude: -_- WHO TF WAS THAT

Me: ITS MY ...... DADS FRIEND (WHY TF DID I SAY THIS)

Teenage dude: BC HOLY SHIT! HE IS SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE! HE IS A TERRIBLE FATHER IF HE WAS YOUR DAD! I thought he was Target Rapist. Well apparently hes just some "moronic bitch" too XDDD