November 2. 2015
Since I got Suspended For About This Whole wk fo hurtin mah Ex girlfriend Scarlet's new boyfriend Im stayin home :\
I slept until 3 Pm lol
ANYWAY I decided to scare the Shit Outta Marcus Bc Why Not?
Imma Mean lyke that. He started it soo.. HE DESERVED IT. :P
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Me: *I Decide to take a walk*
Marcus: HEY
Me: God just Stop Scarring me -_-
Marcus: I just said hey Butt Ok?
Me: Dont Okay meh! Wtf do U Want?!
Marcus: Well I jus saw u so I Said Hi
Me: Cant u see Im Taking a Walk
Marcus: Uh yea?
Me: IM WALKING FUCKTARD NOW MOVE YO ARSE
Marcus: Well okay... Can I walk With you?
Me: Hmmm...... *thinks hard* fine -_-
Marcus: Oh wow Really?
Me: Well duh.. Yeah asshole *smirks*
Marcus: Cool cool Uhh I Need to tell my m-
Me: Your not 5 anymore dude yo mumma doesnr gotta kno
Marcus: Dude Ik but she Wanted me to help Cook dinner
Me: No she Doesnt bc she Hates U
Marcus: You dont know Her
Me: IDgaf! Who cares! Im going Without ur ass Then
Marcus: Oh Ill txt her instead *
Me: Give me ur phone *grabs it*
Marcus: Dude!
Me: *runs* Whats so secret about ur Phone Mucus?
Marcus: Nothing Whatever
Me: *checks Phone gallery*(Why I did this bc I was wondering if he liked me or Not)
Marcus: Uh well?
Me: Do you have any pictures of me?
Marcus: N-No Y?
Me: Are u stuttering?*glares at him*
Marcus: No
Me: Well WHERE TF R THE PICTURES!?
Marcus: I dont have any pictures of you! Why tf would I?
Me: Oviously you should Know!
Marcus: Idk! Just ughh *sits down on a curb*
Me: -_- What tf is wrong with you?
Marcus: Nothing ..
Me: God your so fucking stupid Tell me something
Marcus: Theres nothing ya need to know!
Me: Yes theres is! Tell me! You always ask about me so tell me about you!
Marcus: just give me the phone back?
Me: Wtf are you crying? XD Holy shit! You gay ass
Marcus: Shut up
Me: No you tell me wtf is going on with you! You retarded asshole! Or Ill idk break your phone!
Marcus: Go ahead
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