sept 7
Ermagerd(omg) I HAVE NO SKOOL IM GLAD! CUZ I FUCKIN SICK -_- CAN SOMEONE KILL ME NOW!? XDDD lmao
i just had a conversation with my dad and... yeah... HE WAS BEIN A MAJOR DICK!
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Dad: Son! WAKE TF UP
Me: HOLY MOTHERFUCKER! IS THER BIRDDS! *wakes up* (HE FUCKIN WOKE ME UP GODDAMIT! ):<
Dad: Wtf? Birds?
Me: YOU SCARED ME
Dad: Ohh... Now ur gay?
Me: UH NO.... FUCK NO
Dad: ANYWAYYYYY WHY R U SO SLOW! GTF UP!
Me: IM SICK! LEAVE ME ALONE
Dad: HAH yeah right! ur never sick!
Me: NEVER SICK! i havent been until SOMEONE sneezed on me!!
Dad: Ew
Me: YEAH... EW!
Dad: Ur slow
Me: Ik Im slow! Dont gotta be a dick
Dad: i have one!
Me: Ok...
Dad: WAKE UP *flips the mattress and I FUCKIN FELL ON MY HEAD!*
Me: WTF DAD! THAT HURT!
Dad: Ik cuz ur a gay ass
Me: U R THE GAYASS
Dad: STOP BRINGIN GAY ON THIS CONVERSATION YOU GAY!
Me: YOU STARTED IT! GOD...
Dad: If u wernt GAY in the first place! this wouldnt be a problem
Me: REALLY? U FUCKIN SERIUS RN! U DICK!
Dad: *sigh* I still have a pair unlike you! Wheres ur boyfriend? U need some comfort from him.. -_-
Me: WTF DAD!? HES NOT MY BOYFRIEND! *smh* -_-
Dad: So hes just ur ex boyfriend now??
Me: WHY WONT U SHUT UP! HIW BOUT U N MIKE? U FUCKED EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES YET!
Dad: EW FUCK NO! IM NOT A GAY MAN! I AM A STRAIGHT HANDSOME MAN WHO ISNT GAY! WTF IS WRONG WITH U!!? NOT ONLY THAT HES A CHRISTIAN! WTF
Me: ASSHOLE! GIVE ME MY BED BACK!
Dad: NO! Im takin it outside in the RAIN
Me: OH NO U DONT! *gets up and jumps on the mattress... ONLY to hit the floor while im at it...*
Dad: HAHA U IDIOT! THE FLOOR HATES U!*runs away with my BED*(WTF IS WRONG WITH MY DAD*
Me: FUCK YOU! GIVE ME BACK!
Dad: NO! *runs to the front door and opens it... AND HE THROWS MY BED OUT!! -_- *
Me: WTF ITS RAINING OUTSIDE! *i run outside and my BED is it the WET GRASS*
Dad: IT ISNT RAINING OUTSIDE! ITS JUST RAIN FROM LAST NIGHT! *laughs*
Me: WTF DAD! ITS COLD OUT HERE!
Dad: IK WELL BAIII XDD *locks the front door*
Me: WTF DAD! YOU LOCKED ME OUT WTF! IM GOING TO GET MORE SICK!! WTF *I ONLY HAD BOXERS ON.....-_-*
Dad: *sticks his tongue out the window and leaves*
Me: WTF DAD! IM FUCKIN COLD! *i run to get a shovel on the side of the house... muhahahhaha >:) *
*grabs shovel and goes to the front door and tries to open it*
Me: AW FUCK I BROKE IT! *snaps the shovel in half*
Dad: WTF DID U BREAK MY SHOVEL? OMFG MY PRECIOUS SHOVEL! I WAS GONNA BURY U CHRISTOPHER WITH MY AWESOME SHOVEL WTF!*walks up to front door*
Me: REALLY? WELL TOO BAD UR POOR BABY SHOVEL IS DEAD! NOW! LET ME IN! IM FREEZING!
Dad: No -_- imma just bye a new shovel... asshole
Me: UGH WTF! *runs to get a bat by the side of the house* (YES I HAVE A SHOVEL OUTSIDE MY HOUSE XDD LIKE A BO$$) XDD
Dad: *doesnt know what im doing but waits*
Me: *grabs bat and smashes the mailbox* XDD (THAT WAS FUNNY! XD I WAS SICK BUT I ACTUALLY FELT BETTER WHILE DOIN THIS*
Dad: HOLY MOTHERFUCKER WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! MY MAILBOX! U MURDERER!*runs out the house and shouts at me*
Me: ARENT U GLAD IT WASNT UR CAR?? XDD
Dad: SHIT! I SHOULD OF LET U IN! GODAMIT YOU IGNORANT BASTARD!
Me: OKAY BAIIIII *runs towards the house, drops the bat and leaves the bed there and LOCKS THE DOOR XDD
Dad: HEY WTF! U LITTLE ASSHOLE! OPEN THE- whatever! I have my car keys on me and my money and my cell phone AND the GARAGE OPENER.. HAH
Me: WHATEVER!
Dad: Im just gonna go BY A NEW MAILBOX, A NEW SHOVEL AND no new matress for u HAHA!
Me: IMMA TAKE URS
Dad: IM KIDDING ILL GO BY ONE FOR U JUST BE WARM AND DRINK TEA! *leaves and drives away*
Me: Tea? WE DONT HAVE TEA!! *texts dad for tea*
Me: I NED TEE
Dad: Ok! Don't text me when I'm Driving! Goodbye! (WELL HOPEFULLY HE UNDERSTAND MY TEXT XDD)
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Crazy Conversations
RandomI have the most fucked up conversations or texts with friends,families, girlfriends,random people and my butt... last part I was just kiddin like who the fuck talks to ther ass??? XD PG-13 for language and overall, not appropriate Anywho.... read it...
