Crazy Conversations

21

august 22

my dad and i had a text conversation XD

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Dad: Son?

Me: Thiz is yur sun -_-

Dad:Can ya please write better cause I don't under stand the shit you right! Seriously, fucking write better you asshole!

Me: THIS IS UR SON! U DONT GOTTA QUESTION ME!

Dad: I know Im just making sure goddammit! Im just wondering where the HELL are you??

Me: Im driving home, kind of anyways dad

Dad: Why are you driving still its been 2 fucking hours since you left?! Does it take that long to get ur school supplies!?

Me: I didnt do it today I lied :P I was jus practicin my drivin by speedin because I wanted to see how fast I can go

Dad: Theres nooo neeed for that! You fucking lied to me! I cant believe your ass! Fuckin fuck! Also, NO SPEEDING!!

Me: around the neighborhood?

Dad: Son! Dont fucking drive fast around the neighborhood! You might hit someone!

Me: So?

Dad: Im not helping you break out off jail ok??

Me: Im not going to jail wtf dad im not gonna hit no BODY

Dad: Just stop driving who the fuck drives when there board?

Dad: *bored goddamnit

Me: Me duh -_-

Dad: You usually text your girlfriend constantly or you sleep your assoff!!

Me: I do not text my girlfriend constantly.... u do XD

Dad: HEY HEY! No I fucking dont!!

Me: Yo text charli all the time dont lie :P

Dad: I do NOT! Dont make me fucking angry cause it wont be pretty you understand!?

Me: Why are you so obsessed with Charli??

Dad: Hey! You arent with yours? I know you. You TEXT her every single day AND I am Not obsessed dont fucking say such thing!

Me: No ur wrong I dont have a girlfriend anymore remember (My girlfriend currently cheated on me not too long ago, Laina, you probs remember here.... idc)

Dad: Oh really Wow you fail at life christopher Shame on you

Me: I do NOT! And dont say my whole name ughh -_-

Dad: Your a failure! No girl will like you cause you lost like how many? Hmm... at least TEN! Am I Right!? Am I right?? Also, I can say whatever the fuck I want! Ok? Cause your my sun

Dad: *son

Me: IM NOT A FAILURE THOSE GIRLS WERE ALL ASSHOLES AND U KNO IT.. And DONT LOOK AT HOPES BOOBS NEXT TIME SHE COMES AROUND! YOUR FUCKIN PERVERTED!

Dad: Haha! Your an ass too so dont be one! AND I DID NO SUCH THING Im not perverted!

Me: Im not an ass! Your an ASS! You a Pervert!

Dad: Im an ass?? Yeah! Uh huh! Im an awesome ass though And I AM NOT A PERVERT!

Me: Then y were you checkin out Hopes BOOBS?????

Dad: I wouldnt do that! Im professional remember??

Me: I SAW U DOES IT

Dad: You can shut your face ok, dick?