Crazy Conversations

25

august 28

me and mah dad had a conversation which was weird and fuckin gross... period. -_-

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Dad: TACO BELL CHRISTOPHER! GET UR FUCKIN FAT ASS OUT HERE!

Me: Im the fat ass??? i didnt even eat lunch...  UR THE FAT ASS! U HAD FOOD ALL DAY!

Dad: U R FAT ASS GAY!

Me: DONT CALL ME GAY EVA!!!

Dad: CHRISTOPHER U R GAY! U PROBABLY LIKE A GUY!

Me: I DO NOT!

Dad: Ik who... XD

Me: WHAT??

Dad: Its Jeff

Me: its not him dad

Dad: U LIKE HIM AM I RIGHT??

Me: NO DAD.... UR FUCKIN WRONG

Dad: Im wrong hah yeah right? XD

Me: Im serious!

Dad: WHY R U SO PISSED?? LIKE SERIOUSLY IM JUS SAYIN XDD

Me: MYOB

Dad: Myob?

Me: GOD... MIND UR OWN BUSINESS OK?

Dad: ah ok, well eat ur burito

Me: Im not hungry

Dad: u didnt eat lunch son u should eat

Me: ughh fine, then you will shut up?

Dad: oh yeah and then youll probably be gay? XD

Me: Omfg dad, shut up!

Dad: No i cant... wtf is wrong with u?

Me: You know whats wrong? U callin me gay when im not EVEN GAY!

Dad: So it just shows how gay u act XD

Me: ughhh

Dad: Im starving

Me: duh thers food in front of u... -_-

Dad: IK *unwraps taco*

Me: *unwraps burito*

Dad: hmm tasty taco :)

Me: Yeah uh huh

Dad: Hey! Tacos reminds me of a vagina doesnt it christopher?

Me: wtf?

Dad: Hmm delicious!

Me: Dad? Wtf is wrong with you?

Dad: its soo hot and warm hmmm

Me:If Charli was here would u do this?

Dad: hmm... so good...(wtf is wrong with my dad?)

Me: WTF DAD? i have no idea why r u acting like this?

Dad: Hmmm

Me: .... -_- *wacks the taco from his hands as it falls from the ground*

Dad: VAGINA! FUCK ME!

Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH U DAD??

Dad: YOU KNOW WHATS WRONG! U DESTROYED MY VAGINA TACO! THATS WHATS WRONG GODDAMN U ASSHOLE!

Me: It was just a taco! god... r u okay?

Dad: U FUCKIN DESTROYED MY TACO ;-;

Me: Well... u can have my burito, im not hungry