Me and my dad talked about the A/C like wtf, who does.... it wasnt intentionaly butt it happened.. - . -
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Me: It is so fucking hot in the house Dad!
Dad: Huh? *looks up from reading a bk* (my dad is fucking reading... nobody cares...)
Me: Can ya turn on the A/C, whyd ya bring it down anyway?
Dad: I need to lose some fat by sitting so, since its hot, so be it
Me: Dad if u want to lose weight, go outside and exercise and fyi ur skinny -.-
Dad: im not, i am losing my abs D:
Me: So... workout!
Dad: No! Its too much work!
Me: Turn the A/C on then u fatass
Dad: U said I wasnt fat now im fat ÷ - ÷
Me: Well yea cuz ur losing abs
Dad: that makes me so much better son
Me: ur going to get diabetes if u dont work out
Dad: pfft not true son. u dumb
Me: Wow what great support dad
Dad: no problem
Me: just turn the A/C
Dad: DC? What?
Me: A/C!!
Dad: AC/DC? Thats a band...
Me: NO, the fucking A/C! Air Conditioner! Jesus!
Dad: Eh?
Me: God!
Dad: Are you mad?
Me: Ill just turn it on myself!
Dad: Im just playin with ya XD
Me: Wow dad ur soooo nice -_-
Dad: Thanks :D
Me: How do you even turn on the A/C?
Dad: U dumb just like ur girlfriend
Me: dont...
Dad: No really, she doesnt even know what A/C was. She was like, I NEED AIR B4 I DEHYDRATE! HAHA FUCKING HILARIOUS
Me: Grate Dad just grate. she aint that stupid
Dad: Well it happens to show ur girlfriend is dumb just like you. what a perfect pair
Me: im smarter than her soo...
Dad: why u date her then?
Me: Cuz she and i are made for each other, unlike u, you loner
Dad: im not a loner
Me: You jelly?
Dad: What?
Me: Jealous... -_-
Dad: Pfft No im not! ive been in many relationships and it just shows women dont respect me
Me: how bout men?
Dad: ..... wtf.....
Me: Hehe
Dad: Dont EVA FUCKING SAY THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Me: DAMN CALM, DOWN I WAZ JUST KIDDIN! JESUS
Dad: dont talk shit. just stfu
Me: see. u. angry af
Dad: Cut it out!
Me: K
My Dad single... theres reasons...
he fat... jk XD
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Crazy Conversations
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