Crazy Conversations

40

october 10

my dad and i talked... hm

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Dad: *comes home*

Me: Uh hey? Wheres Ruth?

Dad: hmm? *sits on the couch*

Me: wheres Ruth? You heard me the first time -_-

Dad: What?

Me: Are u being ignorant?

Dad: Shhh... I hear a fly

Me: Really... wow.. just wow

Dad: Hmm do you know wheres the bug spray?

Me: THERES NO FLY HERE!

Dad: God... where tf is the bug spray?

Me: DID U CHECK UR FUCKIN ASSHOLE! IT COULD B IN THERE XDD

Dad: God... I hate flies

Me: OMFG ARE U RETARDED?? *smh* -_-

Dad: No

*knocks*

Me: ughhh Ill get it its probably Ruth!

*opens door*

Lady: Excuse me but I heard shouting. Is everything okay?

Me: YES EVERYTHING IS GRATE LADY -_-

Lady: Calm down Ok? It seems everything isnt okay

Me: MYOB!!

Lady: What?

Me: Mind your own business -_-

Dad: WHO IS IT?

Me: Its just a lady

Lady: A neighbor to be exact. You know my son Luke?

Me: Yeah I do know him.. your his mother?

Lady: Uh yes I just said that he was my son

Me: Whatever -_-

Dad: Can you tell her to fuck off?

Me: STFU DAD! WHY WONT U GET WASTED?

Dad: SHUT UP U FLY

Me: YOU SHUT UP!

Dad: HEY LADY! DO U HAVE BUG SPRAY!? *he walks up to her*

Lady: Well you said I should uh "leave" so...

Dad: Whatever Just give me some so I can spray this asshole *looks at me*

Me: *sigh*

Lady: Thats your son right???

Dad: No hes just a human being living with me *sarcastic*

Lady: You shouldnt say mean things to ur son or think of him less then a human being sir

Dad: Stfu woman and get off my property

Me: DAD! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Dad: NOTHING! YOUR THE PROBLEM ASSHOLE!!

Lady: Honestly! No this is so not right! Please come with me? Your Father needs some alone time. Whats your name?

Me: Chris and I agree

Dad: HEY U CANT JUST TAKE CHRISTOPHER!!

Me: HEYY U CALLED ME A FLY! IM LEAVIN!

Dad: NO U FUCKIN STAY HERE!