Crazy Conversations

18

august 19

Funny conversation i had with my new friend and how we met XD It was HILARIOUS... I meant she was, my new friend :33

Cast:

Me
Girl: Diana(thats her name)
Jeff (he came along cuz he got bored) -_-
Man (hes random)

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- at a store called Walmart -

Jeff: Soooo... Christopher? What ya gonna buy?

Me: Well I really want to buy something I always wanted to try.

Jeff: And that is?

Me: PANCAKES XD (@Not_Bout_That_Life really persuaded me to get some pancakes cuz she loves em YAY XD)

Jeff: Aw Fuck... I hate pancakes but how bout waffles? :33

Me: I might buy both actualy

Jeff: Did ur Dad give u money?

Me: Uh... No

Jeff: OF COURSE HE DID DONT LIE DUDE U R POOR XDDD

Me: Whateva... Can u just help me get the waffles while i go get the pancakes.. that be grate -_-

Jeff: Nope *takes the wallet from my back pocket and runs away*

Me: ASSHOLE, I NEED SOME OF THAT MONEY! YOU DONT NEED ALOT TO BUY WAFFLES DUDE

Jeff: HAHA NOOOO *runs away bumping into a man who was looking at a womans ass XD*

Man: WTF MAN, WATCH WHER U GOING KID

Jeff: Im not a kid... -_- and wait... were you looking at that womans ass?

Man: uh.. no -_- *walks away*

Me: Watch where ur going! Once u get the wafles wait for me by the cashier thingie

Jeff: KAYS ILL WAIT... dont take long... I Hate Waiting dude

Me: Ok

Jeff: *leaves*

Me: Hmmm, wheres the pancakes... *walks around and doesnt pay attention... i bump into someone*

Girl: Oh shit! Did U just fucking bump into me you pervert?

Me: ME? PERVERT... WTF NO, I DIDNT SEE U THER... WERE U A WALL... oops XDDD sry wall

Girl: haha very funny you asshole... FUCKING PAY ATTENTION SO U DONT GOTTA HIT ANY WALLS U DUMBFUCK

Me: Walls? What? I didnt hit any walls.. :/

Girl: R U that stupid... U JUST FUCKIN SAID IT JUST A SEC AGO -_-

Me: Ohhhh right, Hi wall XD

Girl: Can u like... idk.. fly the fuck away you perverted bird

Me: XD WTF WHY AM I A BIRD?

Girl: Cuz, you dont know wher you going and birds can be stupid like you, hittin glass windows and shit -_- Now fly the fuck off bird

Me: Ohhh ur weird

Girl: HAH IM WEIRD LOOK AT U, UR PERVERTED, UR PROBABLY LOOKIN FOR SOME BOOTY INSTEAD OF PANCAKES

Me: HAHA... no IM NOT PERVERTED AND I WASNT LOOKIN AT ANYBODYS BUTT... some man was though... not me OK?

Girl: Wow, u saw a man lookin at someones butt, hah howd ya know, did ya look at her butt too or was that man ur 'father' kid