august 10
My Dad n i had another conversation how luvly... NOT but read on ;)
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Dad: OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST!
Me: WHAT!? U FUCKING YELLED SO LOUD
Dad: SRY NOT FUCKIN SRY!
Me: CAN U NOT! JESUS....
Dad: Sry butt! i have to say I HAVE A DATE 2DAY!
Me: Oh really?? When did ur fatass earn a date?? XD
Dad: Really u fucktard? im fucking serious! see my face *straight face*
Me: Well... when ya get a date Dad?
Dad: Today duh... -.-
Me: Excuse me butt arent u old?
Dad: im NOT old u fucking bastard!!
Me: Yesh yesh u ARE!
Dad: WHATEVER
Me: So... ur not gay right?
Dad: WTF DID U SAY???
Me: Gay?
Dad: U FUCKIN SERIUS! NOOOO HW MANY TIMES DO I TELL U THE SAME FUCKIN SHIT U FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!
Me: ANGER MUCH U FUCKING BEEF!??
Dad: IM NOT A BEEF
Me: IDC IF UR NOT A BEEF!
Dad: UR INSULTING THE FUCKIN COWS
Me: Really....
Dad: Stfu and be good... wait... u can take care of urself, ur not 3 anymore..
Me: So what does ur girlfriend look like?
Dad: BEAUTIFUL OF COURSE!
Me: Damn, why so harsh?
Dad: Cuz im fucking awesome unlike u
Me: whatever dad...
Dad: Well, wish me luck son im goin out
Me: Nope
Dad: WHAT DID U SAY TO ME?!
Me: NOPE U DONT NEED LUCK I BET U AND HER WONT EVEN WORK OUT!
Dad: PFFT HOW MUCH DO U BET???
Me: 10 DOLLARS!!!
Dad: Hah FINE! youll see! it will fucking work!
Me: ur a failure dad! failure for life!
Dad: Nice nice to know my son loves me to death.. -.-
Me: Ur the same way to me n my girlfriend so...
Dad: IDC BOUT U, I CARE BOUT ME HELLO?
Me: HI
Dad: Just saying... u need to stop bein a dick son
Me: im the dick, uh uh ur the fucking dick here! ur being an idiot ignorant asshole and u dont luv-
Dad: BLAH BLAH BLAH
me: Wow dad wow....
Dad: Just tell me u kno im awesome
Me: No no ur not u never were
Dad: boohoo im gonna cry myself in a fucking corner
Me: 10 dollars :))
Dad: it will work!! damn u and ur hideous monstrus face!
me: Dick
Dad: Ur the dick here
Me: Arent u gonna b late?
Dad: Oh SHIT
me: HAHAHA XD
Dad: STFU
me: XD
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Crazy Conversations
RandomI have the most fucked up conversations or texts with friends,families, girlfriends,random people and my butt... last part I was just kiddin like who the fuck talks to ther ass??? XD PG-13 for language and overall, not appropriate Anywho.... read it...
