Crazy Conversations

19

august 20

Ok.... so i texted David, hopes cousin and im gonna know what the fuck is goin on in his head like wtf, hes in a relationship with Hope, fuckin gross anyways, also im just curious and mayb I just want to prank... ;) muhahahhaha

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Me: Ello

David: Excuse me? Who's this?

Me: Ur mum

David: Uh... no your not. This isnt her number.

Me: I am

David: Whoever the fuck you are, I hope you die a painful death of stalking me because bitches like you should fucking die.

Me: Shoudnt there b an exclamation point at the end of ur sentence

David: No. Your grammar is way worse. Now, I'm just going to call the police and fucking tell them to kill you.

Me: Is that even allowe?

David: I don't fucking know. Why the hell am I talking to you?

Me: Are you mad?

David: No shit. Does it look like I'm happy?

Me: Well...yes cuz u aint pissed.

David: I am fucking pissed you asshole. Now, leave me be.

Me: Im not even a stalker

David: And?

Me: Im ur mother

David: You dont know anything about me, "mother" cause you ain't Stalker.

Me: I do know alot bout you(this is so far accurate, ik shit bout him XD)

David: Hm, tell me what you know. I'll find you and I'll fucking kill you bitch.

Me: You cant find me. Imma already hiding by afar with binouculars in ur neighborhod.

David: Hah very funny

Me: Well, ik you have a girlfriend

David: duh...everyone does except you, you bitch. No one to fuck you cause your a loner. (I think he thinks Im a girl XD)

Me: Her name is Hope.

David: Wait.. who are you?

Me: Ur 'mother'

David: No your not. My mom doesnt know I have a girlfriend because...

Me: Should I say what else ik?

David: What the fuck you want? Money? What the fuck bitch.

Me: Are u scared?

David: No. I'm not cause I'm going to kill you when I find you.

Me: How? You dont even know wher I live or how I got this number from u.

David: You got it from Hope, wait.. do I know you?

Me: I didnt get it from Hope and no.. u do not kno me

David: Who is this? Are you a friend of Hope's?

Me: Nope

David: Wait, your not Hope's friend. She doesn't have many because she moved. Duh. I'm so stupid.

Me: Ik thats y i am not her freind.

David: God, how old are you?

Me: How old are you?