Crazy Conversations

9

august 9 2015

Conversation w/ mah dad in the morning or should i say afternoon. i woke up late XD

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Dad: Hey son

Me: huh?

Dad: Are you awake?

Me: ....

Dad: WAKE THE FUCK UP

Me: Shhit!

Dad: christopher u sleep wayyyy too much get the fuck up

Me: ughhh its a sunday

Dad: So?

Me: and its sumer brake ahem *yawns*

Dad: So?

Me: THAT MEANS I CAN SLEEP IN ALL DAY EVERYDAY

Dad: No it doesnt! You have to babysit Charlie today while i go hang out

Me: Thats not fair

Dad: Well im an adult and ur not

Me: pfft im an adult too! y wont u take care of charlie? i want to hang too

Dad: Yeah you should have decided sooner. ur friend jeff came over to ask you if ya wantd to play basketball

Me: SHIT that sounds like fun!

Dad: Too bad! that was like 8 hours ago! you think hed be playin ball while u sleep ur ass off? haha i dont think so

Me: ughhhhh

Dad: Well charli will b here soon

Me: ughh

Dad: :P well bye im gonna hang with Mike

Me: Of course u would thats y i hav to babysit his son ughh! D:

Dad: Enjoy ur sunday

Me: haha yeah -.-

Mike: Hello!

Dad: Ready to go

Mike: Yep

Dad: Wheres ur son Charli?

Mike: Oh shit!

Dad: What?!

Mike: I forgot about charli!

Dad: wtf how?

Mike: i forgot about him idk how :/

Me: What a nice dad u are

Mike: eh he can fend for himself

Dad: :O

Me: What kind of Dad does that?

Dad: A Christian... -.-

Mike: Haha no not Christians that waz a mistake -3-

Dad: I cant believe you

Mike: Believe me it was a mistake

Dad: damn u

Mike: sheesh ill go get him actually u know what im just gonna hang out with my son today

Dad: wow ur a good father after all

Mike: nah its not that i just dont want to hang out with you today

Dad: What an awesome friend u are -.-

Mike: why thank you

Dad: I was sarcastic

Mike: idfc

Dad: well then

Mike: Bye you assholes *closes the door*

Me: Is he really a christian

Dad: Hmm does it look like ik

Me: he probably isnt hes such a loser

Dad: ikr he loses everything like his mind, his son, his money, his wife

Me: Dad?

Dad: yah?

Me: Ur a loser too cuz your gonna lose me when im like idk away and you lost ur "wife", u lose ur money n u kinda lose ur mind so...

Dad: STFU

Me: hehe its true

Dad: im not gonna lose the next woman i see youll see

Me: u already have remember

Dad: pfft she wasnt the one for me and you know it

Me: I didnt know it i just knew you were in luv with her but she dumped ur sorry ass

Dad: whatever ill find the "one"

Me: sure u will..

Dad: Thanks

Me: I was being sarcastic -,-

Dad: haha no shit

Me: k

sry if this offended any christians out there but idk how christians act a Mike here probably just scared of the future XD this bk is all in good fun so if ya dont like it sry not sry its not for every1.

#Yolo

Also some parts hav dates some dont cuz i dont remember the exaxt date it happened but this happened today XD

Thanks for the 65 views! XD