|December 28 2015|
Omgggg Been awhile since I updated XD Im going to continue! Idk this book is so fucking retarded but Im LAME like that XD
And we moved back! YAY! No more Marcus and the other ppl lmao
Conversation with my DAD ofc. He sucks major dick though. :P But we "TRY" to respect each other.
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Dad: ASSHOLE HEY ASSHOLE
Me: Couldn't you just say son?
Dad: No bitch. Its not like your my son XD
Me: Well I kinda am if Im in your house
Dad: SHUSH YOUR SHIT
Me: Wtf
Dad: IM HUNGRY GET ME SOMETHING YOU BASTARD
Me: Stop shouting and NO!
Dad: Ugh why
Me: You lazy ass motherfucker
Dad: YOU DICKHEAD! IM HUNGRY HERE
Me: And here you are still shouting
Dad: And here you are just not moving to go get me my food
Me: Im No slave -_-
Dad: NOW YOU R BITCH HURRY UP AND GET YO ASS SOMEWHERE
Me: Fuck you! And your whole fucked up self!
Dad: I deserve a better treatment. Im your Papa
Me: No you dont. I deserve better bc I am your "son"
Dad: Well your making the weather cold
Me: Son! Not sun!
Dad: Idk wtf your saying bc sun is sun. They sound the fucking same you asshole
Me: Ugh! Can you like stop being retarded you fucktarded bastard??
Dad: Can you stop wasting time gayass and get me my food?
Me: Ugh NO! I told you I aint your fucking servant
Dad: Im pretty sure you said slave right bc servant is different. A servant doesnt get hit with a bat but a slave does. *smiles*
Me: You cant hit me with a bat. Thats abuse.
Dad: No its discipline. Gotta go get my food
Me: Haha you wouldnt try to hit me with a bat
Dad: Oh I will *smirks*
Me: No you wont
Dad: *gets up*
Me: FUCK YOU! What you want??
Dad: Taco Bell *hands me money* XD
Me: Ooh YUMMY Can I get too?
Dad: No bitch you called me a "lazy ass motherfucker" remember? You shouldnt say that to your father.
Me: Okay? YOU are acting fucked up? Is it bc its going to be a new year and thats your resolution or some shit?
Dad: No I was just thinking you cuss too much you fucktard :)
Me: Like you dont? Dont make me laff XD
Dad: You already did fucking bitch
Me: Stop calling me bitch or Ill not buy you shit
Dad: I dont want shit!!! WTF?
Me: Jesus! NOT literally wtf -_-
Dad: BUY ME FOOD BEFORE I KILL YOU
Me: With what your words of insults?
Dad: Jesus Christ! No! With a BAT
Me: Oh shit okay! Let me go now then
Dad; You better -_-
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Crazy Conversations
RandomI have the most fucked up conversations or texts with friends,families, girlfriends,random people and my butt... last part I was just kiddin like who the fuck talks to ther ass??? XD PG-13 for language and overall, not appropriate Anywho.... read it...
