Crazy Conversations

47

october 26

super akward convo i had with my 'friend' Marcus..

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*I decided to run bc why not exercise*

Me: ASSHOLE *Sees Luke and flicks him off while running XD*

Luke: *just glares at me*

Me: *stops running* wtf you doing

Luke: myob

Me: Dude you used my words asshole

Luke: Whatever

Me: Did you cry bc I was so mean to you? XD

Luke: Pfft No -__-

Me: Uh huh sure you didnt

Luke: I didnt!

Me: Asshole! *continues to run*

Stranger: Heyy! Hold up

Me: *looks back and sees Marcus* ughh

Marcus: I didnt know you run in the mornings

Me: I do when I feel like it

Marcus: Your pretty fast man

Me: Thanks? Now can you fuck off?

Marcus: Im just running to

Me: Stop running with me Go somewhere else

Marcus: Do you even kno where your going? You dont know these parts much

Me: Idc If Im lost

Marcus: I think you would care

Me: *stops running* U dont fucking know me and stop bothering me!

Marcus: Im just running with you

Me: Ew just stop!

Marcus: Im still just a friend

Me: Just shut up! Everyone sucks here including you who tries to be my 'friend'

Marcus: Ppl are just mean thats all. They dont know you well

Me: Like you -_-

Marcus: I tried to but I guess you dont want any friends

Me: I have friends just not HERE

Marcus: Well I can be ur friend

Me: UR TO GODDAMN ANNOYIN AND AND UR LIFE IS PERFECT

Marcus: It never w-

Me: Stfu

Marcus: Well I guess I am annoying I know that

Me: Then stop!

Marcus: I will. u seem to need alot of space

Me: I do dude just go tf away will u -_-

Marcus: Yeah i will

Me: *sigh* Wait

Marcus: uh yeah?

Me: why are being nice? I mean why are you the only nice person here?

Marcus: um

Me: Stop being akward -_-

Marcus: Well...

Me: Stop being nice. Your like nothing like your friend Luke

Marcus: Well he is protective of his girlfriend dude

Me: So where yours?

Marcus: I told you we broke up a few weeks ago so Im taking a break

Me: Did you cry

Marcus: Do you cry when your girlfriend broke up with you

Me: Nope

Marcus: Liar

Me: Yeah I did whatever fuck you

Marcus: *looks at me without sayin anything*

Me: WHY TF ARE U LOOKING AT ME R U GAY??

Marcus: Uh No

Me: Whats with the hesitation?

Marcus: Nothing

Me: Your the liar now

Marcus: No Im not

Me: Whatever

Marcus: So now what

Me: Imma run now so fuck off!

Marcus: Uh okay

Me: Stop being akward!

Marcus: I didnt try to be

Me: Yeah okay -_-

Marcus: You sure you dont need any help around?

Me: No Im fine Im not a little kid -_-

Marcus: Okay Chris

Me: Yeah okay

Marcus: Wanna hang later?

Me: No Im fine -_-

Marcus: Well if you ever d-

Me: NO NOW LEAVE

Marcus: K

Me: Asshole

Okay Marcus obviously made this akward. Hes gay bc Ik it he is. Just the way he looks at me and talks to me and he doesnt admit he is, definitely Gay. Im not hating or anything its just that ITS GONE TOO FAR

honestly guys still try to hit on me -_-

THEY KNOW IM STRAIGHT.