Crazy Conversations

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November 11 2015

My dad talks about me and how I need to go to school When Im Ill -_-

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Dad: WAKE YO ASS UPP

Me: Ughhh No

Dad: We need to talk about something

Me: Oh your gay now?

Dad: W-what No wtf -_-

Me: Haha right

Dad: Im Not the one whos gay! Look at you and Marcus

Me: Hes just a 'friend' -_-

Dad: Haha yeah okay LIAR

Me: Really fucktard?

Dad: Yes

Me: Just Leave me Alone

Dad: No *flips matress

Me: *falls* ASSHOLE MY HEAD HURTS

Dad: See It confirms your gay XD

Me: I AM NOT -_-

Dad: Wimp

Me: Your the wimp here

Dad: Aww your gonna cry to your boyfriend

Me: OMFG STOP IT YOU DICK

Dad: Hahaha This is so funny XD *laughs his ass off*

Me: WHERE TF IS UR BOYFRIEND

Dad: I aint gay soo your point is invalid

Me: Ughhhhhh *gets up*

Dad: Sooo Lets talk

Me: Bout what

Dad: Your boyfriend

Me: I hate you

Dad: Do I care? Nope :P

Me: Bitch

Dad: Gay

Me: OMG WHY U WAKE ME UP FOR

Dad: Well Its about you going to school

Me: Ah Now you care?

Dad: Pfft No -_- Your not sick anymore SO U SHOULD GO TO SCHOOL TOMOROW

Me: I am sick omg And No Im not going

Dad: Your excused from school too many times! your gonna be a bum when you get older asshole and then Ill be dead -_-

Me: I CANT HELP IT IM SICK

Dad: Omg Just take care of yourself

Me: I am I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SLEEPING

Dad: Well clearly yur awake

Me: Ugh you woke me

Dad: Just stop sleeping so much -_-

Me: Im sick so I need to -_-

Dad: No its only when yout sick god -_-

Me: Well sry I cant sleep at night

Dad: When tf did you sleep last night?

Me: 3 something

Dad: Omg son!

Me: Srsly I slep like alll day yesterday

Dad: Gosh *shakes his head*

Me: You sleep alot to

Dad: Ik but Im awake much earlier then you