Crazy Conversations

8

august 8 2015

this happened today i was texting my ex- girlfriend well she texted me and yeahh yada yada yada. XD
her name was Hope. she was my other girlfriend n this waz so funny c: she thought she was texting some1 else but she waz textin me somehow XD

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Hope: Heyy David, you haven't texted me for awhile. Are you okay?

Me: Whos this?

Hope: It's me Hope, remember?

Me: OH OK, HI HOPE

Hope: Are you okay?

Me: Nahhh, whos me?

Hope: David? Are you okay?

Me: Whos david

Hope: Hello? Your my cousin, You haven't been calling or texting lately. I realized your upset cause you know, we kissed. (OMG THATS GROSS AND THERE RELATED)

Me: Why yes imma so upset that ur fuckin groos

Hope: Ugh Excuse you but you kissed me first and you were sorry and I guess we got carried away..

Me: ur fucking groos! Jesus!

Hope: David! Wtf! Where the hell are you?

Me: Im at workk

Hope: When did you get a job?

Me: Not to long agoo

Hope: You had your leg broken not too long ago and you moved to Tennessee not too long ago. How can you work with a broken leg?

Me: Magic

Hope: Are you drunk

Me: Im sry u feel that wai

Hope: What?

Me: Thatz zo disgustin kissin u wtf

Hope: You seem to enjoy it

Me: Did u kiss ur brother to? (I thought she had a brother)

Hope: I don't have a brother. Are you seriously okay? How's your Mother?

Me: Shes doin finee

Hope: But she was diagnosed with lung cancer. How can that be fine?

Me: Damn

Hope: You don't seem to be thinking straight. Have you loss your mind?

Me: No but have u read thee phone # ?

Hope: HOLY FUCK! THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER! N IS THIS CHRIS???

Me: No its ur Mum

Hope: Ik itz not, shit I was fuckin talkin 2 u! Fuck yu!

Me: Yu meen fuck me XD

Hope: I cant believe this shit! Wtf

Me: Haha nice textin u xP n thats so fucking gross u and david who i dont know but hes ur couzin, u fucking kissed! EW! U guys r related! Thats why we broke up well u broke up with me! EW EW EW FUCKING EW

Hope: FUCK OFF ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS! DONT EVER TEXT THIS NUMBER AGAIN

Me: Sry but u did to me so..

Hope: FU

Me: XD lmao