Crazy Conversations

48

october 28

Sooo I got school today hooray *im sarcastic here*

HAHA no

Marcus is the same school as me fuck and also luke and Ann ewwww! -_-

U guys should know I hate em *shoots self*

But anyways I embarrassed myself in the first class -_-

Fuck!

Anyways I remember of course bc Who doesnt remember something so akward and ughhh anyways I am surprised what happens

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Me: Hmmm God where tf is my fucking class!

Stranger: Hey Chris!

Me: HOLY FUCKIN SHIT HW U KNOW MY NAME!?? *almost punches him*

Marcus: Dude! You almost punched me! Its me Marcus duh

Me: Omfg Your in this school fuck! I NEEDA GTFO OF HERE SOMEONE CALL A CAB

Marcus: Dude! Your embarrassing yourself

Me: Idgaf man -_- I STILL NEED A CAB

Marcus: Dont you have a car?

Me: YES but no money for gas Bc my Dad doesnt give me amy money like wtf -_-

Marcus: Well howd you get here?

Me: Dude are you fucking dumb? My Dad got me here bc He wanted to say 'HAVE FUN IN HELL!' Ane ppl honestly didnt hear that

Marcus: Ohh that was your Dad?

Me: Omfg Yes dude! Can you leave me alone IK WHERE TO GO

Marcus: Okay Well I might have a class with you Christopher

Me: OMFG I BETTER NOT *runs away*

Marcus: Wait!

Me: NO *runs towards a room and tries to open it but its locked* OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR! GODDAMN IT

Girl: Excuse me But thats a storage closet

Me: HAHA NO SHIT I KNEW THAT

Girl: Yeah Are you trying to be smart or what? Bc You need some help

Me: Excuse me but That guy needs HELP *points to Marcus*

Girl: Why?

Me: HES ANNOYING TF OUTTA ME

Marcus: *sigh*

Girl: Yeah I dont know him Well I better go See ya-- your name?

Me: My name is Jeff(22 jump st reference XD)

Girl: Oh okay Names Scarlit(not sure if thats how you spell it) See ya around Jeff

Marcus: Thats not even his nam-

Me: Shut tf up! *elbows him*

Girl: Uh Bye See ya noobie ;) *leaves*

Me: No -_-

Marcus: Why are you so negative?

Me: BC U R HERE!

Marcus: But why would you fake your name?

Me: OMFG IT WAS JUST A MOVIE REFERENCE

Marcus: Yeah.. I dont get it..

Me: MY NAME IS JEFF?? HOW DO U NOT KNOW