Crazy Conversations

20

august 21

Ok.... so Hope and David... they did came and it was serious but hilarious XD idk

also it was 7 in the morning....

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*knock knock*

Me: ughhhh.... DAD, CAN YA ANSWER THE DOOR!

Dad: NO ASSHOLE, U DO

Me: GOD THEY WOKE ME UP.. WHO THE FUCK IS UP 7 AM.... -_- *yawns and goes down stares*

Dad: DID YA ANSWER THE DOOR YET, IMMA BE IN THE SHOWER CUZ... WORK... DO NOT DISTURB GAY SON

Me: GOD DAD, DONT CALL ME GAY.... -_- AND WHY THE HELL WOULD I DISTURB... JESUS-

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Me: GOD, U PEOPLE R CRA- *opens door and realizes its Hope and someone else, guessing it was David.. never saw him b4...*

Hope: So... I heard what happened... WHY THE FUCK WOULD U DO THAT!?!?!?

Me: Becuz it was HILARIOUS! XD

David: It was not!!! My Dad doesnt want me in the house anymore just for being in a relationship with Hope... fuck you man!

Me: Boohoo, you shouldnt even been in a relationship with each other... *coughs* Grosssss....

Hope: YOUR THE WORST! *punches my gut... fuck... that hurt*

Me: Owch! WTF WAS THAT FOR??!

Hope: FOR RUINING MY LIFE

Me: Its not like life can be perfect... fuck you...

David: It can be if you hadnt ruin it... asshole!

Me: Sooner or later u had to tell ur parents one day and why would you want deformed babies!? THAT FUCKING SUCKS TO HAVE SOMETHING WRONG ISNT IT?? INCEST IS WRONG!!! SO FUCKING WRONG!

Hope: It wasnt wrong during God's days!

Me: SO, IT DOESNT MATTER, Y WOULD U MAKE SICK CHILDREN

David: Were not gonna have 'sick' children, ur gonna have sick children, theyll be just as retarded and fucking rude like you

Me: Oh wow me rude!? it was all 4 good laughs here! AND... TO GIVE U A HEADS UP OK?

Hope: We dont need ur care... you fucking ruined it already

Me: Oh im sorry that i was being AWESOME BUTT I TRIED TO HELP

David: Dont help... it aint working you gay fuck

Me: Im not even gay

David: Ur dad said so

Me: WTF U HEARD HIM GOD... DONT LISTEN 2 HIM! ITS NOT TRUE

Hope: IT IS TRU! YOU R A GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKER YOU BASTARD

David: Hope?

Hope: WTF U WANT DAVEY??

David: Can u like not cuss soo much, its really annoying

Hope: UR FUCKING ANNOYING SOMETIMES U KNOW THAT, THIS GUY SHOULD FUCKING DIE! *points 2 me*

Me: Me?

Hope: R U FUCKIN RETARDED??! YES U! SEE WHAT I MEAN, UR FUCKING RETARDED U RETARDED ASSHOLE

Me: I wont be a retard, but your children might be cause INCEST IS FUCKING WRONG FOR THE CHILDREN, YOU CANT DO THIS TO THEM! ITS WRONG!

David: Theres way worse things like drinking while ur pregnant or something along the line.