Ghostfuckers

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A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

Scene opens on Millie happily humming to herself while carrying a large tray of coffee, passing past Verosika's Crew and warmly greeting them. 

Millie: (to Josh and Milky) Howdy! (to Kiki) Fine mornin'!

She kicks the door to the office open.

Millie: Another day in paradise!

Upon entering, Millie realizes that her office looks like a complete mess. There are boxes open, some unopened, a cactus, and you holding a stuffed owl next to an eldritch creature you summoned, looking sleep-deprived and miserable with your eyes closed. 

Y/N: (mumbling) Mornin' mom. 

Millie: (going into concerned mother mode) Baby, have you been here all night?!

Y/N: (sleep-talking) Yeah. Blitzo still isn't over Stolas and is trying to cope by destroying a bunch of stuffed owls. He tried to get Loona to do it, but I said "BLITZO!"

 He tried to get Loona to do it, but I said "BLITZO!"

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Y/N: "That is *not* happening, I'll destroy the stupid things". And so, here we are.

You feed the eldritch creature an owl like you would feed paper into a shredder. 

Y/N: And Blitzo said if that was the case, I had to destroy them one by one and couldn't leave until I destroy (whispering in stress) all of them.

Loona suddenly rushes in through the door.

Loona: Puppy!

She tightly hugs you and wraps her tail around you and roughly kisses you. 

Loona: You know you didn't have to do that.

Y/N: I know, but I wasn't gonna let Blitzo treat you like a slave either. (kisses her paws)

You take the entire coffee tray and eat the whole thing, including the cups. There's a knock on before Wally Wackford enters.

Wally: Hey, I get an order here for 100 more waaaaacky owls!

Y/N:


Millie and Wally: O_O

Wally: Hey, I haven't seen you guys in a while, heh! Do you like wanna hang out some-

Millie slams the door right in Wally's face.

Wally: (From behind the door) Okay! That answers that, I say, I say.

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