A Black Girl Ranting

Moms

I love my mother.

Out of all the weird, so-wrong, wtf, not true, ridiculous things she has said. I still put up with her.

I mean I have no choice cause like I'm only 16, and I have no job and the only way to get my money from my bank account is for my mom to come with me.

BUT.

I'M STILL PUTTING UP WITH HER.

See I don't know if there's a secret meeting that us children don't know about, and all mothers discuss what idiotic things they're gonna say or discuss their secret powers of knowing where everything is. But I need to know where this meeting is at this moment.

I proclaim a mom hunt!

Hunt for the mothers secret hideouts.

But yes.

Moms.

This is what they do.

1. Say things that obviously aren't true.

Example: "You think I'm one of your little friends?"

Alright mom. No. I know you're not one of my "little friends". You don't go to school with me. I don't talk about my train crushes. I don't talk about all the fandoms I'm in. You don't see me calling you "my homegirl" or "my favorite spawn of Satan". You don't see me greeting you like "Ayee wassup biotchhh." No. I call you mom. Cause that's what you are. A MOM.