My Mom & Grandma V.S My Body

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If there is one thing I hate ... well it's fish. But if there is something I hate on the same level as fish, it has to be when my family, specifically my mom and grandma, tell me that my clothing shows off my body too much. 

Like????? What?????

There is nothing that I can wear that fully hides the junk in the trunk or my prize thighs. I mean sure I have some pants here or there that don't show it. But if they don't outline my assets, they will surely outline my figure. 

May I also remind you guys THAT THEY BUY ME THESE CLOTHES. Like 95% of the time, my mother buy me these clothes, and the other 5% I buy it. And it's not like I purposely buy clothes to show off my body. I see a pair of jeans that I like so I buy it. And if it shows my butt then I'm sO FUCKING SORRY THAT MY BUTT IS TYPE BIG. Like honestly what could I do? It's not my fault that there are guys out there who want to fuck someone or try to get with someone cause they got the booty. And it's most definitely NOT gonna be my fault if some guy tries to talk to me because he sees I got something that I have no control on. Hell it should be my momma's fault cause she got a booty. Most definitely should be my grandma's fault cause her booty is BIG. Like I'm telling y'all. You could put a cup on her butt I think. I should blame the booty genes on it. 

But you can't blame me for something I have no control over. Please forgive me for the booty I was given and the fact that you might get turned on by it and possibly????

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ummmmmmm 

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noooooo

It is not and will never be my fault that I have the body I have. It will never be my fault that there are gonna be some guys that are gonna catcall at me or try to talk to me. It will never be my fault if some guy tries to get fresh with me. 

I just wished they understood this. I even told them, but they say I should take precaution. And I do. With my foot going up someone's ass or my key stabbing them in their torso if they dare try to touch the sacred booty. 

😊😊😊😊😊😊 just saying 😊😊😊😊😊

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