It All Started With A Kiss

Raw's 900th Episode

Tonight is the 900th episode of Monday Night Raw in Boston Mass. Aly and I are really excited to be a part of it.

"Can you believe it's the 900th episode of Raw?" I exclaim.

"I know, it seems like we just started watching the show yesterday." Aly responds.

We sit backstage with Mike and Alex and watch on the Tv as Bret "The Hitman" Hart comes out.

"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome, WWE Hall of famer, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!" announcer Justin called out.

Bret goes over and gets one of the mics to start talking.

"Hello Boston, long time no see! Seventeen years ago, a new show debuted called Monday Night Raw! I have to confess, that even back then, I wondered if Monday Night Raw would even catch on. But thanks to all of you, seventeen years and 900 episodes later, it looks to me like it's doing pretty damn good! What do you think? In fact, Monday Night Raw has the most shows in the history of prime time television. The history since the very, very beginning. I was there for that very first show. There's only one other wrestler, that's still here and was with me back then. And that's the Undertaker."

Everyone cheers.

"So I thought it might be appropriate..." Bret says before getting cut off by Kane coming out.

"Ah, what does he have to say now?" I ask out loud.

Kane gets into the ring with a mic in hand.

"The Undertaker. There is no Undertaker, anymore. Thanks to me physically decimating him, and leaving him to rot in a vegetative state, the Undertaker is a phenom no longer. He's not phenomenal in any way. He's just a man, just a man."

Everyone starts chanting 'Undertaker!'.

"The man that you once knew Bret, he's like...huh. Well he's like you Bret. Weak, feeble, straggly, over the hill, irreversibly damaged. The last time that my brother was truly the Undertaker, was at Wrestlemania when he ended the career of Shawn Michaels. Oh you must've loved that Bret. Seeing Shawn Michaels, a man that you had seemingly made amends with, but who you utterly despise. How you must've savored seeing him finally laid to rest huh?"

"The only thing that I'm going to savor, is when the Undertaker gets his hands on you and beats you like he always does!" Bret responds.

Kane laughs at that comment.

"Now you even sound like my brother Bret! You see the only thing that I've ever wanted my entire life, the one thing that I've wanted more than anything else, was to break out of my brother's shadow. And to prove that I am the devil's favorite demon. The Undertaker took out an icon in Shawn Michaels. That means, I need to do the same. I need to take out an icon of my own. I need to take out, you."

Then he drops the mic and grabs Bret by the neck, but then the Hart Dynasty comes out. D.H Smith and Tyson Kidd, they try to go after Kane, but in the end fail. Then Bret fights back against him and Kane grabs his throat again. Then we all hear a 'ding' signalling the Undertaker. Everything goes black and when the lights go back on and Undertaker is in the ring facing Kane and they both look angry at each other. They stare each other down, until Kane flips over the ropes and lands outside the ring. He walks up the ramp and we could hear him talking.

"Not yet big brother, not yet."

He laughs and walks up the ring. Then the 'ding' for the general manager comes up.

"May I have your attention please? I have received an email from the general manager." Michael Cole says.

"Does he just think we're stupid or something?" I ask.