It All Started With A Kiss

Nexus Confrontation

It's now another night of Monday Night Raw, Alex isn't backstage with us this time. He said he would be part of the audience or something like that. Aly, Mike and myself are backstage watching the beginning of the show go on. And look at that, the ninnies or well Nexus are out in the ring to talk, great. They stand in the ring, looking at everyone in the audience and listening to the boos and the cheers for them. That's when Wade Barrett steps forward to talk.

"Gosh I hate them." I say to Mike and Aly.

"How fitting."

That's when he's interrupted by boos and he smiles, as do the rest of Nexus.

"How fitting that tonight's Raw emanates from this nation's capitol. The sights of so many historic rallies and ground breaking speeches. Well last week I said that the Nexus were going to do something that would be talked about forever. And that's exactly what happened, because we single-handedly, systematically destroyed a WWE institution. The Undertaker."

He says pointing to the titantron.

They replay what happened last Monday to the Undertaker done by Nexus. That's just wrong, I didn't like that. The camera comes back to Nexus and they're all laughing. Next to speak was David Otunga.

"Now that...that right there should put to rest any doubts about the Nexus and their weakness. We...we are the new phenoms of the WWE. Come on man, we're it! We trimmed the fat with Darren Young, lost Skip Sheffield to injury, and yet we still manage to have the greatest night of our lives!"

"No you're just a bunch of sparkly fairies." I say out loud.

Aly and Mike crack up.

"Sparkly fairies?" she asks.

"Yeah, all their wrestling attire is sparkly."

David then hands off the mic to Michael Tarver.

"If anyone had done anything as unprecedented as what we did to the Undertaker. Ha ha ha ha, no. If anyone could do something as unprecedented as what we did to the Undertaker, they would probably sit back and savor that moment for the rest of their lives. But not us, we weren't finished. Later that night, we took out five of Raw's top superstars. You know what? In fact, Chris Jericho and Edge were so scared of us, they took themselves out of the match. Because they wanted nothing to do with the Nexus. You know what happened next? Heath Slater why don't you tell him baby."

He then hands the mic off to Heath Slater.

"What happened next, was that I pinned the WWE Champion. Let me repeat myself. I Heath Slater, pinned the WWE Champion Sheamus. Your champion. Hold on hold on hold on, I don't think the people in the cheap seats heard me. But I'm the one, who pinned the WWE Champion. Me, this guy right here, Heath Slater!"

"Also known as the chick from Wendy's" I joke.

Then Justin Gabriel takes the mic from Heath.

"Calm down Heath, calm down. Well done by the way. But you see, I've done something even more impressive than that. Who in the WWE can say they delivered their finishing move to the Undertaker and John Cena in the same night? I can. You see first I hit the Undertaker with a 450. And later the same night, I did this..."

They cut to the titantron and replay what he did to John Cena.

"What was that like..I don't know...like the 3rd time I hit that move on Cena? Well you know John, every time I hit that move it just gets more and more satisfying each time. You CAN see me John. You can see me crashing down on your lifeless body over and over and over again."

"Yeah and you hurt yourself each time. Wont be a matter of time before you break your hands!" I yell at the screen as he hands the mic back to Wade.

"And then after all that, I personally devenomized the viper. Yeah, I pinned Randy Orton and that is just a taster of what's to come here in the WWE. Because in two weeks time at Night of Champions in the six-pack challenge, I will beat Orton, Cena, Sheamus, Jericho and Edge. To bring the WWE Championship back home to the Nexus. And mark my words friends, it will be historic, it will be ground breaking and in fact it will be everything that I have said..." then he's cut off by Randy's music.

"About time someone shut him up!" I yell at the screen.

"You want to know what I took away from last week? The fact that I took out two of your men in less than 30 seconds. But...Wade, you're not going to roll footage on that now are you? But no no no, don't worry don't worry. Because I'll just do it again. Now I don't care who I have to pin at Night of Champions to win title. But rest assured Wade Barrett, I am going to make it my business...to hit you with an RKO." he ends smiling evilly.

"Real tough talk Randy, real tough! Well if want to be the tough guy, why don't you come into the ring right now and try giving me an RKO!" Wade says back to him.

Randy then starts walking down the ramp before the general manager 'dings' in.

"May I have your attention please, I have received an email from the general manager." Michael Cole announces.

"No duh Captain Obvious." Aly says.

"And I quote. Last week was indeed a historic night for Nexus, as a unit. But tonight we'll find out how some of the members fair individually. Tonight for the first time ever, the master of the 450 splash, the south African sensation Justin Gabriel will face John Cena! In addition, Randy Orton. You wont have to wait until the Night Of Champions to see if you can hit an RKO on Wade Barrett because tonight...for the first time ever, the former bare knuckle champion and the fearless leader of Nexus Wade Barrett, will go one on one with Randy Orton!"

That's when Randy starts smiling and laughing evilly.

"Oh and uh gentlemen, gentlemen one more...one more thing. To ensure that both matches are fair, Nexus is banned from ringside tonight."

"Yes!" Aly and I both scream.

Nexus is flipping out and Randy is like in heaven, smiling and laughing evilly then glaring at Barrett, and then they cut to a commercial.