My Book of Randomness 3

Omfg

Hey guys! Guess what??

Dab died.

You know, the purple fish that got those white spots on its tail?

Yeah

I swear to god, my fish just keep deciding to die.

At least he didn't become suicidal like Susan 2.

Now I have to make a portrait of two fish for my birthday party on the 18th.

How fun.

Rest In Peace Dab.

Why must your tail get stuck in the freaking filter??

Time to buy 20 more fish because two died. He lasted a week tbh.

Let's see how long the other four live.

Wait...did I tell them their names???

Nope?

Okay so we have

Two neon greens (Dil and Tabitha)

One pink (used to be two) Susan

And a neon yellow (he looks orange though) Jonathan

Yep.

Now Dil and Tabitha don't have a child anymore.

You know, Dab wasn't eating that much to be honest. It was mainly Dil, Tabitha, Jonathan, and Susan.

Damn, I keep getting the bad fish.

I swear, I'll find my fish one day eating another.

*whispers* I think Jonathan might eat everyone

-Nikki