My Book of Randomness 3

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Guess what day it is?

If you say Thursday, well....think again. I'll give you some time.

Ouch my thumbs hurts now.

Whelp....if you say Birthday then you are correct. If you said anything else....please get together pal. What other day would it be? The 16th???

I have no idea what I'm saying.

Anyways, I'm 14 now.

Ugh I'm old! And I'm dying slowly. Aaaaahhhhhhh

Anyways, happy birthday to me

My nose was bleeding (that's supposed to rhyme okay)

It was a waterfall dripping from my nose. Best present yet! Though...it's too early for me to get presents cause I'm at school and my parents, aunt and uncle, and grandparents aren't here sooooooooo

Though I might just get money in a card. Or some Pokémon cards from my mom.

I seriously want one of them to ask me so I can be like "weelllll you see. My phone needs a new battery thing inside. I know it might cost like $100 but you guys have the money. $100 isn't that much. We spent over $200 on fish and they all are gonna die so you guys are fine"

#tabithadiedthismorning

So rude.

Whelp...bacteria was eating it's fins so it makes sense.

Jonathan is the one along with Susan that seem like they may live longer.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Good job guys. I love you two.

Jonathan all the way!!!

Whelp. Time to get through the school day and not die.

Bye!

-Nikki 🍰🎂🎂🎈🎁🎈🎁🎉🎁🎈

(I walked the halls yesterday and told everyone to praise me today. Is that bad?)