My Book of Randomness 3

Im sueing Dunkin Donuts

I'm actually done with life.

My aunt sent me thing email (because people email each other and not want to text me it) and it said something about the Coffee Coolatta

That's my favorite drink there. That's the ONLY thing I drink there.

Now guess what happened??

They are discontinuing it this summer!!!!

I'm f****ing going to kill Dunkin Donuts.

WHY IN HELL ARE YOU GETTING RID OF IT????? I dont care if no one drinks it. If you have me, then you'll make big bucks!! I'll drink like 20 cups a day!!!

But apparently coffee can kill you if you have too much of it. Stupid foods and drinks; they just want you to die even sooner.

Anyways.....my aunt is a lawyer (a real estate one though) so I'll have her sue Dunkin Donuts!!!!!!

Also, please help me out here. If you have Twitter, please tag (idk what it's called) Dunkin Donuts saying

#savecoffeecoolatta

Please, spread the word. We all need to save this beverage. If not, I'm actually going to die. This is my life source.

I need Coffee Coolattas. I need them. Badly!!!!

(I also have a rant later on explaining about stuff being discontinued)

Whelp, hope this works. What if I go into the place and yell at the cashiers for wanting to discontinue it? They might be the innocent ones and be like

"I have no idea what you're talking about..."

But I'll be like
"OF COURSE YOU DO, IDIOT!!! I NEEDDDDDDD THIS DRINK TO LIVE!!! I WANNA MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS IN THE FUTURE WITH ME DRINKING THIS STUFF!!!! BUT CAN I??? NOOO!!!"

Suit yourself people, once I become famous, you'll regret making decisions like that. 

lol I'll never be famous.

So, please go onto twitter and tag Dunkin Donuts saying the following

#savecoffeecoolattas

Thank you! And goodbye

-Nicoletta