I know this song is gay af, but I love it's melody and it's been stuck in my head for a while. Hope you enjoy, as promised, part 2! And I completely forgot that in part 1 I switched positions on the chat but it's okay, I wrote the names above the messages, so I'll do the same in this chapter. Sorry again!
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Guys, I need help
Kristen:
What's up?
I kind of have a date with Martijn
And I don't know what to wear
Catherine:
Giiiirl yasssss
Finally
You two'd make cute babies
I'm being serious -.-
And btw, just to remind you, this is our first date
Kristen:
Okay, just send us some pics and we'll help you decide.
That's the problem
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SEND TO YOU
I literally have nothing cute to wear
Catherine:
Girl, don't wear cute
Wear sexy
Ugh
I love you but
You're useless
Kristen:
I can't believe you're getting nervous because of a date. Not to mention a date with the guy you judged even before you met him
Don't remind me
I admit, that was a bitchy move
Which I regret
But now I really need help
Catherine:
Just wear something casual, but chic and sexy as well
Something that screams: "I'm not trying to impress you, but be impressed" ya know
I don't
Kristen:
Me neither
Catherine:
...
Just do it
I CAN WEAR MY NEW MOM JEANS
My ass looks good af in them!
Kristen:
And that orange shirt, it's gonna be cold tonight
YOU ARE READING
Amsterdam.
FanfictionA collection of short fanfiction stories about the Dutch DJ Martin Garrix.