Brendick: heeeeey ;)
Ryro: what the fuck
Ryro: who the fuck
Brendick: your future boyfriend ;)
Ryro: uh huh
Ryro: yeah I don't think so
Brendick: aw come on babe ;)
Ryro: ok one don't call me babe
Ryro: two stop with the winky face it's fucking weird
Brendick: nah ;)
Brendick: you love it ;)
Ryro: I don't even know you
Brendick: Brendon Urie
Brendick: now you know me
Ryro: no I really don't
Brendick: pics ?
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Brendick: I mean like face pics jesus
Brendick: I'm not that much of a fuck boy
Ryro: that's debatable
Brendick: oh come on
Brendick: you don't even know me
Ryro: yeah you're right I don't know you
Ryro: and I don't want to know you
Brendick: harsh
Brendick: I'll send one of me first
Brendick:
Ryro: I'll take the dogs
Ryro: not you
Brendick: wow
Brendick: send one of you now ?
Ryro: eh
Ryro: I guess
Ryro:
Brendick: :((
Brendick: whyyyy noooooottttttt
Brendick: also don't trust people who put noses on their smiley faces
Ryro: cause I'm #ugly
Brendick: noo you're not
Ryro: you can't say that you have no idea what I look like
Brendick: yeah but I know you're not ugly Ryan
Ryro: how the fuck do you know my name
Brendick: what other names start with Ry
Ryro: fair
Ryro: wait
Ryro: Rye
Brendick: that
Brendick: that's bread
Brendick: not a name
Ryro: I'd name my child Rye
Brendick: I won't let you
Ryro: how would you have any control over what I name my children
Brendick: cause I'll be the father ;)
Ryro: yeah no
Ryro: I'm not even gay sorry
Brendick: sure you aren't honey
Ryro: I'm not
Brendick: if it helps you sleep at night, then sure, you're not
Ryro: I hate you
Brendick: I hate me too
Ryro: oh
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Ayye Ryden hellBut anyways
Let's start the new book off with a continuation of my band camp complaints
Unless you didn't read the multiship hell I have, then its the beginning
Being outside so much gave me a tan and now my favorite nail polish doesn't work as good with my skin tone
Ah first world problems
Seriously tho I think this is the tannest ive been in my entire life
And my doctor is making me get weights so my arms and back are stronger and the bass drum doesn't hurt as much
She also wants me to get a back brace
Ugh
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Ryden Kik
FanfictionBrendick: heeeeey ;) Ryro: what the fuck Ryro: who the fuck Brendick: your future boyfriend ;) Ryro: uh huh Ryro: yeah I don't think so Just another Ryden Kik fic Really doesn't have a plot Literally I want y'all to completely ignore pretty much any...