Brendick: I just gave my dad an edible
Brendick: but he thinks its just a regular brownie
Brendick: and this is the funniest shit ever
Ryro: you're doing drugs
Ryro: without me
Brendick: yeah but thats not the point
Brendick: the point is to look at this fucking idiot
Brendick:
Ryro: your dad is lame
Ryro: I don't need drugs to act like that
Brendick: well you aren't a 40 something year old man who doesn't know how to have fun without drugs
Ryro: wait bren
Ryro: you do realize that your mom is gonna kill you when she finds out about this
Brendick: who said anything about her finding out
Ryro: your dad is almost definitely gonna tell her
Brendick: no he won't
Brendick: he's the fun parent
Brendick: when he realizes he'll be like
Brendick: "well I should probably beat your ass but that sounds like way too much work so let's go get ice cream"
Ryro: when he takes you for ice cream you better fucking bring me
Brendick: I'm not bringing you
Ryro: please
Brendick: fine
Brendick: since you've twisted my arm so fucking much
Ryro: I shouldn't have had to you bitch
Ryro: you should've taken me out of your own free will
Ryro: proves how much you really love me
Ryro: you don't
Brendick: you know that's a fucking lie
Ryro: hmmm
Ryro: do I
Brendick: you do don't fucking lie
Ryro: hmmmm
Ryro: I guess I do
Brendick: I told you
Ryro: yeah
Ryro: you did
Ryro: do you want a fucking medal
Brendick: no
Brendick: I want a nap
Ryro: you know what
Ryro: same
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In band yesterday I for some reason got really dizzy and it happened right before we started the song
So I played right at the beginning, and I was focusing on not falling in to the bass drum right beside me so I didn't play the note
And the director was like "Erin, we started the song, you know that right?"
So I'm like "yeah, sorry. I got really dizzy and didn't want to fall"
And you could tell for like a split second he was concerned, maybe thinking "I should send her to the nurse?" But then he remembered that he's the band director and doesn't care about our health and was like "Whatever, just don't miss the first note next time"It happened again at the end of class after he told us to pack up, but that time I actually did fall over and he "yelled" at me for making Jack drop a pair of drumsticks so I didn't actually hit the ground
In his exact words "How could you do this? Do you have any idea how expensive those wooden cylinders are? And now they're on the ground, because of you. But you don't care, do you? No, you only care about yourself"I really hate my phone cause its like "you're taking up all your storage dipshit" like no I'm not. I deleted all of my pictures (which was really hard for me to do cause I'm such trash), all my videos, and all the apps that I didn't regularly use.
You know what's taking up all that space? The fucking apps that came on my phone that I can't delete
The shit I actually put on my phone takes up almost no space13 out of the 16GB of storage on my phone are taken up by shit I can't control
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