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Ryro: my dad was just complaining to me

Ryro: about how people use the word "literally" way too much

Ryro: and its usually for things that aren't literal or real

Brendick: seriously

Brendick: is he seriously complaining about that

Ryro: he is literally complaining about the word literally

Brendick: ok but like

Brendick: I want you to tell him this ok

Brendick: nothing is fucking real ok

Brendick: not even grammar

Brendick: we fucking made that up

Brendick: we made up everything except for nature

Brendick: the fucking word literally isn't real

Brendick: literally isn't literal

Ryro: damn bren that's deep

Brendick: its true tho

Brendick: like if it wasn't for some ancient bitch the word wouldn't exist

Brendick: if it wasn't for probably the same ancient bitch my English teachers wouldn't have taken off points for forgetting a comma

Ryro: are you bitter

Ryro: I feel like you're bitter

Brendick: no

Brendick: no not at all

Brendick: I don't know how you could've possibly gotten that idea

Ryro: uuuuhhh

Ryro: to be completely honesty with you I don't know either

Ryro: but you know

Ryro: it could be

Ryro: because you're quite obviously bitter

Brendick: that's a fucking fantastic point ryan

Brendick: I'm so glad you pointed that out for me

Brendick: I mean otherwise I couldve been confused for the rest of my life

Ryro: yeah I know you would have

Ryro: you sarcastic little shit

Brendick: aw

Brendick: thank you

Ryro: aw

Ryro: you're welcome

Brendick: I didn't ask tho

Ryro: ,, ask what

Brendick: if I was welcome  ?

Brendick: idk

Ryro: well then

Ryro: bitch

Brendick: once again

Brendick: thank you

Brendick: :l

Ryro: what the actual fuck

Brendick: I didn't hit the thing to get a parenthese and hit the l instead

Ryro: hm

Ryro: it kinda works

Brendick: lowkey

Ryro: highkey

Brendick: hm

Brendick: mediumkey

Ryro: uuuuhhhh

Ryro: ok

Brendick: glad we agree then

Ryro: yeah sure

Brendick: :)

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Y'all
I don't know what vinyl I should get next and I need help deciding
Should I get Fever or Vices
And I'm probably gonna get two so for all y'all that listen to Saint Motel
Vouyer or Saintmotelevison

uuuuhhghggggggh
My mom won't let me stay home from school
Even tho I quite obviously have the flu
And she gave it to me so she knows how fucking awful it is
But why can't I stay home, you may be asking
Because someone has to get my brothers books for him
So he doesn't have to make up too much work that he's missing
Because he's staying home
Because he has the flu
Cause you know, his friend, who drives past our house on his way home from school everyday, and who has nearly every class with him, can't possibly get his shit for him
And he couldn't possibly just make up the work he missed

Like its honestly not that big of a deal
But now I'm gonna be at school, doing a shit job on everything cause I feel like shit, and getting all of my friends sick

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