Ryro: my dad was just complaining to me
Ryro: about how people use the word "literally" way too much
Ryro: and its usually for things that aren't literal or real
Brendick: seriously
Brendick: is he seriously complaining about that
Ryro: he is literally complaining about the word literally
Brendick: ok but like
Brendick: I want you to tell him this ok
Brendick: nothing is fucking real ok
Brendick: not even grammar
Brendick: we fucking made that up
Brendick: we made up everything except for nature
Brendick: the fucking word literally isn't real
Brendick: literally isn't literal
Ryro: damn bren that's deep
Brendick: its true tho
Brendick: like if it wasn't for some ancient bitch the word wouldn't exist
Brendick: if it wasn't for probably the same ancient bitch my English teachers wouldn't have taken off points for forgetting a comma
Ryro: are you bitter
Ryro: I feel like you're bitter
Brendick: no
Brendick: no not at all
Brendick: I don't know how you could've possibly gotten that idea
Ryro: uuuuhhh
Ryro: to be completely honesty with you I don't know either
Ryro: but you know
Ryro: it could be
Ryro: because you're quite obviously bitter
Brendick: that's a fucking fantastic point ryan
Brendick: I'm so glad you pointed that out for me
Brendick: I mean otherwise I couldve been confused for the rest of my life
Ryro: yeah I know you would have
Ryro: you sarcastic little shit
Brendick: aw
Brendick: thank you
Ryro: aw
Ryro: you're welcome
Brendick: I didn't ask tho
Ryro: ,, ask what
Brendick: if I was welcome ?
Brendick: idk
Ryro: well then
Ryro: bitch
Brendick: once again
Brendick: thank you
Brendick: :l
Ryro: what the actual fuck
Brendick: I didn't hit the thing to get a parenthese and hit the l instead
Ryro: hm
Ryro: it kinda works
Brendick: lowkey
Ryro: highkey
Brendick: hm
Brendick: mediumkey
Ryro: uuuuhhhh
Ryro: ok
Brendick: glad we agree then
Ryro: yeah sure
Brendick: :)
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Y'all
I don't know what vinyl I should get next and I need help deciding
Should I get Fever or Vices
And I'm probably gonna get two so for all y'all that listen to Saint Motel
Vouyer or Saintmotelevisonuuuuhhghggggggh
My mom won't let me stay home from school
Even tho I quite obviously have the flu
And she gave it to me so she knows how fucking awful it is
But why can't I stay home, you may be asking
Because someone has to get my brothers books for him
So he doesn't have to make up too much work that he's missing
Because he's staying home
Because he has the flu
Cause you know, his friend, who drives past our house on his way home from school everyday, and who has nearly every class with him, can't possibly get his shit for him
And he couldn't possibly just make up the work he missedLike its honestly not that big of a deal
But now I'm gonna be at school, doing a shit job on everything cause I feel like shit, and getting all of my friends sick
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Ryden Kik
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