Ryro: just out of curiosity
Brendick: jesus christ
Ryro: ok why do y'all always act like that when I say that
Brendick: cause every time you start a sentence with "just out of curiosity" its gonna be some weird shit
Ryro: not true
Brendick: true
Ryro: nope
Brendick: prove it
Brendick: what were you gonna ask
Ryro: ,,, I don't want to now
Brendick: cause it was some weird shit
Ryro: nO
Brendick: ok sure
Brendick: but now im lowkey curious so like can you tell me
Ryro: ,,,what would your reaction to being stabbed with a sword be
Brendick: ...
Brendick: I'd probably like look whoever stabbed me right in the eye and be like "are you gonna want this back ooor"
Ryro: what the fuck
Brendick: ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
Zeee: ok but why specifically a sword
Zeee: why not just a regular knife
Ryro: cause that's boring
Zeee: oh so getting stabbed with something fancy makes the attempt at murder fucking exciting
Ryro: yeah
Zeee: well damn then alright
Brendick: well I mean no one said it was a fancy sword
Brendick: it could be a shitty wooden sword
Ryro: it could be a fucking Minecraft sword you don't know
Zeee: I really hope its not a Minecraft sword
Zeee: that would bring me back to my cringy days as a twelve year old
Zeee: I spent so much time playing Minecraft oh my god
Zeee: like it would probably all add up to at least three years
Brendick: rookie numbers
Brendick: I have at least 12
Brendick: centuries
Ryro: weak
Ryro: I have fifty millenniums
Brendick: Ry I don't think that's possible
Ryro: I did the math honey
Ryro: I'm right
Brendick: ok but when have you ever been good at math
Ryro: I've been doing it for twenty five years
Ryro: I think I know how to do it right
Zeee: Ryan
Zeee: sweetie
Zeee: you're only 18
Ryro: shit you're right
Ryro: so maybe I'm not good at math
Brendick: yeah just maybe
Ryro: oh fuck off
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Ok so why is it a thing in so much Christmas music to have like a children's choir in the background or as the main vocals like that shit isn't festive its just creepy and gives me nightmares
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