Brendick: did you know that carrots aren't actually good for your eyes
Brendick: its just a myth
Brendick: meaning I ate a shit ton of carrots as a child for nothing
Brendick: cause they did nothing and now I have glasses
Ryro: k but you look hot as fuck with your glasses so like why are you complaining
Brendick: alright yeah but I just feel lied to ya know
Brendick: like all this time I thought carrots were helping me
Brendick: but no
Ryro: well I mean
Ryro: they are still helping you
Ryro: just not in the way you wanted
Brendick: fuck that I want better vision
Ryro: wait why was that myth even made
Ryro: like who decided to tell people that
Brendick: the British
Ryro: of fucking course
Ryro: but like
Ryro: why'd they do it
Brendick: it was during world war 2
Brendick: they had a new radar thing and they wanted it to be a secret
Brendick: so they had to find some way to cover up how they were taking down so many more planes
Ryro: I feel like Germany confronted them about it and it went down like a meme
Ryro: like
Ryro: Germany: how are you guys hitting so many of our planes
Ryro: Britain, about to make a myth about carrots helping vision: oh, haven't you heard?
Brendick: k but I actually love those memes like they're so great
Ryro: right
Ryro: best meme of
Ryro: when did that meme start
Ryro: like was it late 2017
Ryro: or early 2018
Brendick: uuummmmm
Brendick: I don't remember
Brendick: honestly the past like three months are just one giant blur
Brendick: its like when you binge an entire series and you don't know what happened in what season and its just kind of a mess
Ryro: never has something so accurately described my life
Ryro: its just kind of a mess
Brendick: mood
Brendick: dammit
Brendick: you corrupted me
Ryro: I did to you what you did to me by making me stop putting noses on smiley faces
Brendick: k but at least what I did was good
Ryro: thats debatable
Brendick: yeah ?
Ryro: yeah
Brendick: well fuck off
Brendick: bitch
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My class found out that my theology teacher has a myspace
I don't know what it is, but it existsSo he was telling a story about one of his high school friends and finished with "I still talk to him on Facebook"
One kid asked "Mr. Latona do you have a twitter? "
"No"
"Instagram?"
"No"
"Snapchat?"
"No"
"Myspace?"
"Yeah"
B i t c h w h y
He's like 65 years old or something
Why the fuckHey uuuuhhh
Does anyone have the bottom left picture but like
Bigger
I need it for uuuhhhh
Research
If anyone does can you send it to me at either my kik (RyanRossSlut_) or Instagram (_.erinryan._)Like I'd just crop it but it makes it extremely blurry so like
I can't use it when I can barely tell what it looks likeOh and this is still fucking bothering me much
Like why can I not get four hundredths of a damn point
I need that A-
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